You
Oop sorry
Wrong conversationEvan
WHAT
SHAKABDS LMAO
DEFINITELY RIGHT
CONVERSATION
I'M VERY INTERESTEDYou
Still
I'm sorry
I clicked the wrong person when
sharing that photo
However, I'm glad you're at
least getting some enjoyment
out of my suffering
And what I'm the world would
be interesting about that?Evan
Hey, don't talk down on
yourself like that
And like why is he talking to
the dick?
He should be singing to the dickYou
I will do whatever I want, thank
you very much
Exactly it's a disgrace to all
of mankind that he wasn't
singing to the dickEvan
Fair enough
And exactly
I for sure always sing to my
homie's dicks
Never talkYou
AYO
Why you singing to your
homie's dicks?Evan
Wouldn't you like to
know, weatherboy??You
That's why I asked??????
I very much would like to know
Cuz that seems kinda gay ngl
But still
No judgement here
Yet
Why are you singing to your
homie's dicks??
Can I get a homie to prove that??
Are you good at singing??Evan
Welp maybe you were a
dumbass
NDA sorry
Nope, I don't want you near
any of my friends
I'd like to think soYou
I WAS SO RIGHT
YOU DO MAKE PORNEvan
I work for Disney!!!
How the hell would I make
porn??You
Idk maybe Disney has a
hidden porn department or
something
I don't get outside of the live
action CGI department at allEvan
Could you imagine if
Disney had a porn department
tho?
All the poor childrenYou
I mean, it's one way to
market Disney to both children
and adultsEvan
Oh God true
Do you think there's like
characters in the porn
department?
Like Mickey's in the porn
or somethingYou
Way to ruin my childhood in
4 words
But probably
Disney's all about image
Y'know making stuff easily
traceable back to themEvan
Oh GodYou
Oh God indeedEvan
Welp I have to go back to
workYou
Have fun making porn!!Evan
At Disney!!!You
Yeah
Have fun making porn!!Evan
I don't do pornYou
Sure buddy sure
Did we not just establish Disney
makes porn?
And like you work for Disney
And you sing to your friends
penises
And I don't think you have friends
that you didn't meet at work so
like
✨porn✨Evan
Did we actually establish that??
Oh jeez
I still don't do porn
And I won't do porn up until
I kinda become your dilf stripper
trophy husbandYou
Lmao~~~~X~~~~
Chris Evans @ChrisEvans
If Disney did porn, would Mickey
be in it or no??
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