You I couldn't find your other social media accounts
Evan Well hello to you too
You Yes yes hi But I couldn't find your other accounts
Evan Why would you want to find my other accounts?
You Well, because I know your Duolingo And most people pick a username and stick to it So y'know, I figured most of your accounts would have the same username
Evan I do have a go to username I just don't use it for Duolingo I don't need everybody to find that account
You Ah fair What's your go to username?
Evan Well it's just my first and last name
You Unique name?
Evan Well known
You Oh John Smith or somn?
Evan Kinda
You Y'know Dodger right?
Evan Yes, ik my dog
You Well I have a dog too You're not unique or special here
Evan YOU HAD A DOG THIS WHOLE TIME??? AND YOU NEVER THOUGHT TO TELL ME??
You In my defense, you never asked. You just left me on read so like...
Evan Sorry for leaving you on read You were just gatekeeping a whole ass dog
You YOU NEVER ASKED???!!!
Evan I'm still offended either way
You I- "Suffer ig"
Evan How dare you use my own words against me??
You Like that
Evan Stop being a sarcastic asshole and be empathetic
You Alright fine 🙄 I'm sorry I never told you about my dog even tho we've only texted twice and I have no clue who you are and using your own words against because you set me up perfectly
Evan THANK YOU!! Was that so hard?
You Uh yes We can never tell Minnie I apologized I would be made a laughing stock
Evan ??
You Long story short, I don't really apologize unless I've seriously fucked up
Evan Oh that makes sense Can I have a picture of your dog tho?
You Yah Lemme get Minnie to send me one
Evan Why would they need to send you a picture of your own dog?
You Cuz she has it right now
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Evan Awww I love it
You Same tho I can't wait to see it again
Evan Oh yeah, why don't you have it?
You So funny story I'm actually not American I'm just going to work here in a very short half a year so I'm trying to get like a phone and an apartment set up before I have to live here to work
Evan Oh dam
You Ikr it's just the best
~~~the tweet tweet thing~~~
Chris Evans@chrisevans When your friend gatekeeps their dog from you 😞👊👊 798 likes • 349 retweets • 265 replies
