You
So you remember how
offended you got when you
found out I had a dog?
Evan
Yeas obviously
You
Welp
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Evan
omg is that a second dog?
You
Uh yeah, yeah it is
Evan
OMG JS RHAT A SECOND
DOG??
You
Nooooo
It's a cat
Evan
🖕🖕
You
Love you too
Evan
Idk who the too is for
It ain't me
There is no love for you
over here
You
Wow okay
Evan
What are they called?
You
The great Dane is Thalia and
the German Shepherd is Zeus
Evan
The dam snackbar?
You
Yessir
Evan
Yesss bet
Sorry if it takes me a
bit to respond, my friends
are currently trying to
steal my phone
You
Hah imagine having friends
Evan
You have Minnie
You
True
I also have Minnie's little
brothers
Evan
Okay stop that makes it
sad
You
Yeah, it does, doesn't it?
Evan
You also have me
You
So one friend, her little brothers
and a dude I met on the internet
Evan
Wait
Why is this sad?
You
I don't know
Give me another Dodger
picture
Evan
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You
Okay less sad
HUH??!!??
Evan
Wait?
What's going on?
What am I doing wrong?
You
NOTHING
JUST LEG REVEAL??
Evan
OH SHOOT YOU'RE RIGHT?
HOW DARE YOU SEE THE
PANTS I WAS WEARING??
Here's that Dodger picture
you were asking for
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You
Ah yes
I see nothing out of the ordinary
with this picture
Repayment
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Evan
OH YEAH
ONG
I CAN'T EFFING BELIEVE
YOU GATEKEPT A WHOLE
ASS SECOND DOG FROM ME
You
I'm sorry!!
I didn't mean to
Evan
NO YOU TOTALLY DID
You
No I didn't
Evan
I'M DIVORCING YOU
You
WE WERE MARRIED??
Evan
This is my thirteenth
reason
~~~Yweyyer~~~
Chris Evans @ChrisEvans
When your friend gatekeeps a
whole second ass dog 😢😞👊👊
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Carnations (Wrong Number)
FanfictionOne fateful (and kinda cliche) day, Y/N manages to mess up her friend's phone number. And well, I think you can imagine what happens next.
