Carnations (Wrong Number)

The Salary Discussion

Evan
Hey White
Sorry I left ya on read
I was gonna respond but then
I had to work and then I forgot
And now we're here

You
Oh nah
You're good
Don't worry about it
Been there, done that
I was low-key hoping you were
actually a mega celebrity and I called
you out tho

Evan
That would be fecking awesome
Just millions of people that
wouldn't hesitate to hype you
up

You
Honestly that would be
awesome
Wait hol up

Evan
Holding up

You
Okay, sorry
Got busy doing something but
we're back
Minnie just sent me a picture
of a science project some of her kids
are doing
I'm honestly concerned for them
Eh we have a good public
education system
They'll probably be fine
I hope they'll be fine

Evan
Hah imagine you're country
actually having a good public
education system?
Couldn't be America

You
Couldn't be America
Honestly the more statistics I look
at about my home country, the more
confused I get
Eh whatever it's a vibe

Evan
Same tho
That sounds like a vibe

You
It is tho

Evan
You should tell me which
countries statistics I should look
at

You
Hmmm nope
Idk how many people there are
that are animators for Disney
from my home country, and quite
frankly I don't want to find out

Evan
Fair enough
Yeah
That's fair
Wait, but like not in a
creepy way
Didn't you say your head
animator or CGI person on
the movie your currently
working on?

You
Yeah I am
But idk if you've ever payed
attention to the credits but there's
like 6 other people with the exact
same job title

Evan
Oh
I was hoping I'd figure
out who you were

You
I'd tell you who I am
after you tell me who you are

Evan
Here
If you get switched to the
Marvel project, I'll tell you
my legal first name
And maybe some other information
Depends on how I feel then

You
Aight bet
I'll also give whatever
information you give me
Or however that works in English
I have not a fecking clue

Evan
I'm not blaming you

You
Do you speak another language?

Evan
Nah unfortunately
I'm an English only person

You
Uncultured swine

Evan
Do you speak another language?

You
Yeah
4 languages fluently
And I can get by in about 6
others

Evan
DAMMMMM
SLAY.

You
Thabk you, thank you
Oop, another boss chat
Wish me luck

Evan
Eh no

You
Rude

N e gays, he wanted to know
if I could do a voice dub for
Belle in two other languages
Cuz the people they originally
thought could do it can't

Evan
Nice!!
What did ya say?

You
Yes of course
He offered a ton of money

Evan
Welcome to the world of
acting

You
I make a ton of money normally

Evan
Really??
How much do you make?

You
After you

Evan
About $20 million a movie

You
Oh dam
I only make a little less than one
Why do you get so much money?

Evan
I'm just goated like that

You
There's the actor personality

Evan
You're technically one too
Wait
Wait
WAIT
ARE YOU CALLING ME A
STUCK UP EGOTISTICAL
ASSHOLE???

You
🤷
You said it not me

Evan
Wow

~~~~fwitter~~~~

Chris Evans @ChrisEvans
Why do I make so much money?
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