You Horrible Histories is the only reason I passed history I'm only saying this because it's the time to routinely simp over Mat Baynton
Evan What's Horrible Histories? Who's Mat Baynton?
You Oh yeah You're American Shame on you
Evan Ok?? I still don't know what it is??
You It's a kids history TV show And it's the best thing to ever exist And Mat Baynton is this fecker
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Evan Wow Great photo
You First one I found
Evan Fair N e ways, what're are you up to?
You Watching people act You?
Evan Also watching people act
You Oh my god Besties
Evan Yeah for sure
You Why are you being so dry? Do you hate me?
Evan Said every girlfriend ever
You Well I am your fiance I think Kind of On a technicality
Evan Yeah we should figure out what it is And sorry for being dry I just feel like setting everyone on fire
You
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Evan Can I recommend something?
You Yeah go ahead
Evan ✨therapy✨
You Why? I have fanfiction and Disney
Evan Same tho But like I need therapy so you should also need it
You I'll go to therapy with you
Evan Dam bet Drop the address
You
Evan Ooh good point I agree That makes perfect sense
You Exactly
Evan Perfect sense No flaw in that logic
You Dunno why there would be any flaws
Evan Yep great
You Mhm yep totally
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I know I shouldn't say this But them acting is so effing boring
Evan Eh you're good I ain't telling nobody But like same tho
You Mood Now bet, lemme tell Disney you hate watching people act
Evan WAIT NO PLEASE NO NO WAIT DON'T I DON'T HATE IT I EVEN LIKE IT NOPE NOPE WAIT PLEASE NO GO WHITE YOU ASSHAT COME BACK HERE
You Hahaahahahaahah
Evan No PLEASE NO WAIT DID YA ACTUALLY?
You Even if I did, I have no clue who you are So like it wouldn't do anything Like "Hey Disney, one of your actors doesn't like watching other people act cuz he's a self centered piece of shit" "Which actor?" "I have no clue. Whatever one broke some bone recently" "Oh, that one/whatever your name is"
Evan Exactly That's exactly what could've happened
You Oh fair Haha wait I could've figured out who you are Brb making a call
Evan Wait no Come back here
You Don't worry I'm not going to go hunt out who you are I'm only gonna figure out that information if you tell me it yourself
Evan Dam Thank you Same here
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Chris Evans @ChrisEvans What's a Horrible Histories? And where can I watch it? 694 likes • 645 comments • 686 retweets
