That Almost Went To Shit

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You
So about the hitched porno idea

Evan
I am currently on do
not disturb for the reason
of: work
If this message is urgent, please
respond "urgent" and then resend
your message

You
Fucking dick

Evan
I am currently on do
not disturb for the reason
of: work
If this message is urgent, please
respond "urgent" and then resend
your message

You
Urgent
So about the hitched porno idea

Evan
Nope

You
That is no way to speak to your fiance

Evan
Please shut up for a
few minutes
Please for the love of all that
has ever been and will be holy
shut up for a few minutes

You
Dam fine

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E News @enews
Chris Evans is engaged???!!!
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Our Favorite Single Actor is Actually Engaged??

Chris Evans (pictured above) is an actor most famous for playing Captain America in the Marvel franchise

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Chris Evans (pictured above) is an actor most famous for playing Captain America in the Marvel franchise. It's been well known among fans that he's single. A rarity among his other married costars. However, it may have all been a lie.

Whilst having his phone screen recorded for a game on late night talk show The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon, it may have accidentally been revealed that Evans is actually in a committed relationship.

Whilst playing the game, Evans received a text from someone whose contact name is "Other Sitcom Disney Parent" mentioning something about a porno. Evans quickly shut them down, when they replied "That's no way to talk to your fiance." Now this is almost undeniable proof that Evans is in a long term relationship.

Although, who knows how long that is going to last? He was seen immediately shutting them down again, quite strongly.

Tune in next time for some more information about whether or not America's Ass belongs to another person.

POV SWITCH: CHRIS EVANS

Agent
Uhm
Shit

You
What?

Agent
So, who was that that texted you?

You
A friend?

Agent
Will you be sharing a name?

You
I will not
Not to you, not to the public

Agent
Good, good
Are you actually engaged?

You
Not at all
I'm as single as I normally am

Agent
Good, good
I dunno how we're going to
play this off tho

You
I may have an idea
But it involves talking to Seb and
Seb's agent

Agent
Lemme hear it

You
We just say the person that texted
me was Seb
And the fiance thing was just him
playing around

Agent
That would work!!
We'll do that
I'll get back to you
Make sure you can tweet
something out at anytime

You
👍👍

~~~~el tweet tweet~~~~

Chris Evans @ChrisEvans
Thank you @sebastan for making
everyone think I'm actually engaged.
I'm truly very thankful for that
You're the best!!
686 likes • 787 comments • 1521 retweets
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Sebastian Stan @sebastan
Glad to help!
625 likes • 532 comments • 261 retweets

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