You
So about the hitched porno ideaEvan
I am currently on do
not disturb for the reason
of: work
If this message is urgent, please
respond "urgent" and then resend
your messageYou
Fucking dickEvan
I am currently on do
not disturb for the reason
of: work
If this message is urgent, please
respond "urgent" and then resend
your messageYou
Urgent
So about the hitched porno ideaEvan
NopeYou
That is no way to speak to your fianceEvan
Please shut up for a
few minutes
Please for the love of all that
has ever been and will be holy
shut up for a few minutesYou
Dam fine~~~~euhnews~~~~
E News @enews
Chris Evans is engaged???!!!
Click on the article below to learn more
*de article link*Our Favorite Single Actor is Actually Engaged??
Chris Evans (pictured above) is an actor most famous for playing Captain America in the Marvel franchise. It's been well known among fans that he's single. A rarity among his other married costars. However, it may have all been a lie.
Whilst having his phone screen recorded for a game on late night talk show The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon, it may have accidentally been revealed that Evans is actually in a committed relationship.
Whilst playing the game, Evans received a text from someone whose contact name is "Other Sitcom Disney Parent" mentioning something about a porno. Evans quickly shut them down, when they replied "That's no way to talk to your fiance." Now this is almost undeniable proof that Evans is in a long term relationship.
Although, who knows how long that is going to last? He was seen immediately shutting them down again, quite strongly.
Tune in next time for some more information about whether or not America's Ass belongs to another person.
POV SWITCH: CHRIS EVANS
Agent
Uhm
ShitYou
What?Agent
So, who was that that texted you?You
A friend?Agent
Will you be sharing a name?You
I will not
Not to you, not to the publicAgent
Good, good
Are you actually engaged?You
Not at all
I'm as single as I normally amAgent
Good, good
I dunno how we're going to
play this off thoYou
I may have an idea
But it involves talking to Seb and
Seb's agentAgent
Lemme hear itYou
We just say the person that texted
me was Seb
And the fiance thing was just him
playing aroundAgent
That would work!!
We'll do that
I'll get back to you
Make sure you can tweet
something out at anytimeYou
👍👍~~~~el tweet tweet~~~~
Chris Evans @ChrisEvans
Thank you @sebastan for making
everyone think I'm actually engaged.
I'm truly very thankful for that
You're the best!!
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Sebastian Stan @sebastan
Glad to help!
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FanfictionOne fateful (and kinda cliche) day, Y/N manages to mess up her friend's phone number. And well, I think you can imagine what happens next.