Ages, One Direction, and Rootin Tootin Vladimir Putin

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You
Oh my god

Evan
What??
Are you okay?

You
I just achieved the impossible

Evan
???

You

Look, entire Sims 4 familysitting together at once, happily

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Look, entire Sims 4 family
sitting together at once, happily

Evan
I would love to be
able to do that
That's really impressive

You
I love this family even more
now

Evan
Why'd you love it so
much in the first place?

You
Cuz it's kinda my fantasy
Two lesbians living together
in their modernized fairy cottage
with their kids

Evan
That honestly sounds
awesome

You

Oops wrong chat

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Oops wrong chat

Evan
What was the right chat?

You
Oh I'm having an argument
with Minnie

Evan
How are you still friends?

You
Are you saying you don't
argue with your friends?

Evan
Thats not what I mean
at all
I once got into a whole war
with my friends but that's a
story for not now

You
I once got arrested with my
friends
But like the war thing is way
more interesting

Evan
YOU GOT ARRESTED?

You
It was a misunderstanding

Evan
Well that's disappointing

You
Ig
Wait do you seriously think
of me as so badass that I like
got sent to jail for a legit reason ?

Evan
No I don't
That's why it was a shock

You
Well that's disappointing

Evan
The story of my life

You
Omg that was a close one
I almost sent you a picture of
Minnie, one of her younger
brothers and me at a One
Direction concert
I refuse to let that be the picture
I face reveal with
2013 was a dark year

Evan
That would've been hilarious
I think 2013 was a rough year
for everyone

You
The worst part is
Minnie and I were like in
our late twenties and were
way more into the concert than
her gay, tween brother

Evan
Oh dam

You
Like I said, 2013 was rough

Evan
I like to pretend
2005-2016 didn't happen

You
Same tho

Evan
Wait late twenties in 2013?

You
Yeah?

Evan
Wait, I might be older than
you
I was born '81
You?

You
'85
Dam

Evan
Haha I am older

You
🖕🖕🖕

Evan
Point taken

~~~what Elon Musk bought~~~

Chris Evans @ChrisEvans
2013 was rough. Petition to make
it so that year never happened ↓↓↓
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