Carnations (Wrong Number)

Actually Getting Shit Done

You

Heyyy
Could I potentially have like money
please?

Evan
Why?

You
Well cuz I wanted to fly back home
and visit with family for a bit
but I don't get paid and flights are
like $3000
And sorry for bothering you

Evan
Nah you're fine
I get it
How much do you want?

You
Uhh
like $1000

Evan
What campus are you working on?

You
The only Scottish one

Evan
Who should I send it to

You
Uhhh
Random porn name generator
says Missy Hardcore
so that works

Evan
Cool, the money's sent
Should be there by
tomorrow morning

You
i-
Uhm
Thank you!!
Seriously
So much
Thank you

Evan
Of course
Anytime

You
Nope
I feel bad
I'll find something to make
it up to you

Evan
Dog pictures?

You
Nope that was a given
I'll find something

Evan
Alright fine

You
Again
THANK YOU SO MUCH

~~~~the children + you know who~~~~

You
So y'know how one of you suggested
I should ask my "fiance" for money
for a plane ticket?

Gay Depressed Zebra
Yeah
Did he break it to you that
he's broke?

You
Nah actually
He paid it
With like zero hesitation
He's also sending it to a
person under the name
'Missy Hardcore'
But yanno, take what you can
get

Clock
What jn the porn name?

Gay Depressed Zebra
Brb
Making the next character in
my YouTube series called
that

Clock
Where's Minnie?
Normally I've been kicked
out by her by now

Gay Depressed Zebra
Class

You
Class
Benjamin
Why are you not in class?

Clock
Why are you pulling
out the legal name
And secondly I am in class
I'm just a master of hiding
my phone

Gay Depressed Zebra
Uh huh sure
You're probably so bad that
the teacher hasn't taken it out
pity

Clock
Dam chill
We were taking a test
And now it's over
And the teacher doesn't care
Plus lunch is in a bit

You
Eh
Reasons Shmeasons

Short
How fecking dare you