Pesky Plumber In DxD ( Smg4 Mario X Highschool DxD )

Chapter 1 - 1

Somewhere in Kuoh town a Red Pipe grow and a fat Italian jump from it , then he start looking around

Mario : where m i ?

The red man notice that he is close to some kind of bridge and see two people talk

??? : A-are you Issei Hideou right ?

Issei : yes it's me

Yuma : my name is Yuma and i want to ask...        Do you want to be my boyfriend

Issei : ....

Mario : HEY , YOU TWO SHOULD KISS

both teens look where the voice come from and see a man in plumber clothes and huge mustache

Issei : eh , that's a big mustache

Yuma : How dare you inte... I mean who are you

Mario : it's a me Mario and for mustache it's to go further beyond

Then he proceed to make his mustache bigger and bigger and it was huge like a car shocking two teens and one more that hides somewhere

Issei : how did you do that

Mario shrink his mustache to normal

Mario : only i can do this , also you are to young to know the secret of Mario

Yuma : ... Anyway see you on date in Sunday Issei

Issei : but i didin,t finished our conversation * sigh * looks like i have a date

Mario : She is a Thot

Issei : what thot mean ?

Mario : you going to find out on your date and regret doing this

Issei : whatever man

Mario : can you tell me where Mario is

Issei : Kuoh Japan why ?

Mario : well Shit , Mario stuck in another universe

Issei : a what ?

Mario : don't make Mario think or my head go on fire

Issei : it's ok... So you don't have anywhere to go

Mario : yes also can you give me some food , I'm hungry

Issei : i can invide you to my house my mom make Spaghetti

Mario : SPAGHETTI , Mario going to fly for you

He grab Issei hand and proceed to BLJ , then both  launch into skies flying with the speed of light making Issei yell like crazy

Time skip to orc ( Occult research club ) where Devils have thier hideout , A small Loli in white hair gives her king raport

Koneko : Butchou Fallen Angel invited Issei on Date

Rias : that's a good news , soon i will make him my pawn

Koneko : also you need to know that a strange looking fat man show up form nowhere that can make his mustache grow in big size also he launch himself and Issei into skies doing some kind of ritual

Rias : that just sounds ridiculous Koneko , are you sure you see this

Koneko : in my own eyes , especially that he is full of unknown energy that screams destruction

Rias : i will take a look at this for now focus on Issei

( Issei pow )

Next Day me and my mom host this weird guy for dinner name  Mario who  eat at least 7 plates of spaghetti, my mom was so happy that finally someone love her kitchen , i mean is not bad but eating spaghetti everyday because of her mental problem after my dad left make her act strange , Mario told his stories and funny jokes that are super bizzare , we told him he can stay here until he find his way back home , now I'm going to school and Mario follows me

Issei : Mario you know that I have  school right

Mario : i hate school but i also hate being bored or lonely so Mario will show you some of his magic

Issei : try to not get me into trouble

Mario noods , make a ✌️and disappeared from existence showing me his bizzare powers , i don't know where he is now  but something tells me he is close to me , so i process to go to school

( 3 person pow )

After some classes Issei show his new girlfriend to his perverted friends, they where shocked , after that they all hear a girl scream and everyone wintness a argument between one of students  and the fat plumber

Mario : You make me drop my Spaghetti, you son of the bitch

Saji : you the one who bump at me and you the one who trespassed here so leave this place now

Mario : say goodbye to your Pingas

He then Kick Saji balls making him scream and fall holding his croach, meanwhile the plumber eat the spaghetti form the ground and start spinning and actually flying into skies

Mario : 🎶 Helicopter, Helicopter, Paracopter , Paracopter 🎶

Then he vanish again while everyone have open jaw of what happen , among the crowd where two greatest
and most popular girls , Rias and Akeno

Rias : Koneko was right , but why the hell he show up here

Akeno : and make Saji a Virgin forever

Rias : what you mean... Oh dear

Saji pants where covered in blood and this make a lot of students scared, then a girl wearing glasses show up and gasp from horror

Sona : who did this to you Saji

Saji : * silent scream from pain *

Issei : ( Mind ) oh boy if they find out he was talking with me yesterday I'm done for it

Aika : it was a fat short guy wearing plumber suit , he kick his balls from dropping spaghetti and poor Saji will never have babies

Baldi : then the guy was spinning and fly into skies

Sona : don,t be ridiculous

Rias : it was true Sona , evryone saw it

Sona : is that so , you don,t mind if take care of him

Rias : sure , i have other matters in my hands

She look at Issei and Yuma

Tsubaki : i wonder what kind of magician is that guy

Rias : of what Koneko told me he can grow his mustache and fly in the skies

Sona : this is getting more wierd

Meanwhile Issei and Yuma where alone and poor man was panicking

Issei : and the worst part is that he live in my house now

Yuma : why did you allow him to stay

Issei : he cure my mom depression ok , imagine him being my Dad in law

Yuma : yeah * mind * i hope he will not ruin my plans *

Meanwhile Mario drill hismelf into skies and find himself in place where people with white wings stares at him

Mario : is this the Cloud Kingdom

What will  happen to Mario when he anger heaven , if Issei survive his Date , and what is a deal with aeroplane food

To be continued