It was a new day and we cut to Issei who had problems with a horny blue haired girl who was completely naked in his room
Issei : BACK OF YOU CRAZY BITCH
Xenovia : please give me huggy waggy UwU
Issei : 🎶 why this is happening to me 🎶
the blueberry hoe tries to jump him but Issei Smack her with newspapers
Issei : Stop it , stop it ok
Xenovia : ....
Issei : ok
Xenovia : ok
Issei : o right
Xenovia : but can you at least massage my feet , they are super sensitive
Issei : oh I know what im going to do 😏
He starts to tickle her making the poor girl laugh her ass out , meanwhile Rias , Asia and Akeno were snooping on them
Rias : and this is why you should not tried to Rape Issei
Asia : yeah but instead of slapping he tickles now
Akeno : this is not how it works , Issei slaps when he is angry or loses out trust , tickles are when he is in good mood
Mario : Snooping as usual I see
The trio look at Mario who have plate of spaghetti
Rias : hello Mario , what's shaking
Mario : I'm bored , and I can't feel my Pinis
Then a Red pipe grow from the ground
Rias : great a red pipe , who going to show up this time
Then a blue haired girl with robot arm show up but with here there was also a ugly child wearing a blue helmet and a small T Rex
Tari : wow that was one crazy adventure
Mario : TARI
Tari : Mario
They both hug , meanwhile the ugly child was making weird noises and small dinosaur was starring at everyone
Tari : in so glad I found you , where the others
Mario : who are those two
Jeffy : my name is Jeffy * he point his shirt * J-e-f-f-y
Rex : I'm Rex , FIGHT ME
Tari : when I enter the pipe my robotic hand gets an error and I travel to two different universes, the Super Mario Logan and DevilArtemis ( that don,t belong to the author of this story ) and then I finally found you
Mario : i going to introduce you to my new friends and family
Tari : who is also with you here from our world
Mario : Meggy , Bob , Bowser , Luigi , Steve , Waluigi ,
Jeffy : so what doing Daddy
Mario : you are my son ?
Tari : well in his universe you and Rosalina adopt him and he make your life hell
Mario : then I'm going to pull a uno reverse cart on him
Jeffy : wonna see my pencil
Mario : wonna see my doing backflip
Jeffy : sure daddy
Mario did and others where clapping
Asia : backflips are so unpredictable and silly
Rias : nobody expect that kind of crossover heh
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Pesky Plumber In DxD ( Smg4 Mario X Highschool DxD )
FanfictionThis is my new Shit post story , this time i use lovable force of nature Mario from Smg4 universe and see how the world of supernatural deal with the most dangerous and unpridictible fat man i don,t own Mario , Smg4 and Highschool DxD