Pesky Plumber In DxD ( Smg4 Mario X Highschool DxD )

Chapter 3 - 3

Now was a new day in Kuoh academy and we see Rias and Sona talking

Rias : so today that bitch Kokabiel will show up here and i want you and your peerage to make a barrier

Sona : listen i know this will sound dumb but i have a client who is a dangerous individual and if i do not deliver his met he will break my legs

Rias : i snitch on you to Serafall

Sona : fine but let me call him first

Rias : what is his name anyway

Sona : Salamonkey

Rias : * gulp * you mean Salamanka , with one

Sona : ... Tuko

Rias : you know what , you can go , we survive without barier , how the hell breaking bad universe fuses with  ours is weird but i guess the madness is taking over

Sona : well time to cook

Rias : question how many Jessies you have

Sona : my entire Peerage wears funny hats , also here are free coupons for Los Poyos Hermanos Chicken

Rias : you work for Gus

Sona : nope , did you know what he did with one guy , razor cutter

Rias : ok ok i get it , go and deliver the drugs meanwhile i go prepare for the greatest battle of all time

Time skip

Rias : ok , does everyone understand the plan

Issei : sure did Greg - O - Ry

Mario : Issei why , now i imagine Greg cosplaying her and * vomit *

Rias : * giggle * ah delicious karma ,

Meggy : so you say that he will bring three Cerberuses , tell people that God is dead to crush our wills and he will be sitting on the chair

Bob : and i have a gamer chair

Rias : i got power  of four wall  breaking, nobody can stop us

Koneko : send nudes

Rias : * sigh * fine but only because we have two hours before he shows up

Xenovia : so that means all of us have to be naked ?

Meggy : no thank you , Mario please break  my spine

He did and Meggy was laying with Peter Griffin death pose

Two hours later Koneko was holding naked pictures of Rias , Akeno , Asia , Xenovia and  Irina meanwhile Luigi was holding Kiba naked picture

Kiba : why did you make me do this

Luigi : I'm gay and you are sexy

Kiba actually blushed

Mario : why are you gay ?

Rias : leave him , i bet there would be a lot of yaoi with him

Bowser : how old is Kiba

Rias : i turn evryone 18 so there will be no controversy

Issei : Rias , you are a genius

Rias : * blush * thank you Issei , but after the fight can you make me a sandwich

Issei : sure do

Then the skies turn dark and Kokabiel show up sitting on the chair , behind him where some fallen angels in trenchcoats

Kokabiel : let's the war begin

Mario : hey Stinky , why are you so ugly

Kokabiel turn and see his opponents