Pesky Plumber In DxD ( Smg4 Mario X Highschool DxD )

Chapter 3 - 2

We start today's story with two exorcists that were begging for money for food because Irina bought a fake portrait

Xenovia : it's all your fault

Irina : but this guy told me that the art is real , also he gave me a discount

Xenovia : becouse this guy's get pitty on your for whining that your feet's are cold

Irina : i loose my shoes heretic

Xenovia : did you call me a heretic, heretic

They both where about to fight when they hear a music nerwby , they both see a Wooden Taco stand with a guy who have big nose and wear clothes similar to those plumbers

🎶 Waluigi Taco stand 🎶

Both girl bellies rumble from hunger and wanted to take a bite

Irina : maybe he will take a piti on us and give some tacos

Xenovia : i never eat Taco before

They both walk to the stand

Waluigi : Welcome to my stand , Taco for you two

Irina : thank you sir , can we get them for free , we kinda broke

Waluigi : hmmmm let me think , sure but you own me one

He give both girls a taco and they start eating

Irina : they preety good , what toy think Xenovia

Xenovia : ....

Irina : Xenovia ?

Xenovia : HOOLY SHIT THIS IS TUR BEST THINK I EVER EAT

Irina : Xenovia you just swear

Xenovia : god will forgive me later , i want more

??? : We can buy you some

It was Issei , Koneko still in her Cat suit pajama , Mario who was waving to them and Steve who was dancing

Irina : Issei , what are you doing here

Issei : we need to find Kiba and help you two

Xenovia : in normal circumstances i will not tolerate help from devils but if i say that i want Taco , ITS MEAN THAT I WANT FUCKING TACO

Irina : Xenovia stop swearing please

so they buy a lot of tacos and sit on the close bench to talk about the situation

Irina : so let me get those right , the holy swords project that only Kiba survive and he want to take revange by destroying Excaliburs

Mario : mhm  * nods *

Xenovia : fine we going to help you but only for one condition, the plumber he to keep his distance from me

Mario : or what you going to do hoe, sit on me

But instead of Xenovia, Steve sits on Mario's head and puts pumpkin on his head

Steve : jobs done

Mario : whooooo very scary

Xenovia : STOP WITH YOUR BULLSHIT , I TOLD YOU TO KEEP AWAY FROM ME AND YOUR SQUARE FRIEND PUT A PUMPKIN ON YOUR HEAD

Irina : Xenovia what is wrong with you

Issei : can we return to our mission, just ignore him ok , or do this

Issei was now T posing, then Mario and Steve join him

Irina : what they doing ?

Xenovia : i don,t know but i feel intimidated

Koneko : i thing they asserting domination towards both of you , and if you can,r beat them , join them