Pesky Plumber In DxD ( Smg4 Mario X Highschool DxD )

Chapter 1 - 3

It was a new day in Kuoh town and Issei was feeling different today , he remember his Date with Yuma but he doesn't remember what happen in the end so he goes to kitchen and see Mario and Miki talking

Issei : hey guys , how you doing

Mario : I'm fine , how you feeling today my boi

Issei : i remember my Date with Yuma but i don,t remember how end

Miki : i didn't know you have a girlfriend Issei

Issei : what ? you don't remember

Miki : sorry I'm not

Mario : hmmmm Mario know how to help you

He then grab Greg the magic Rock and hit Issei head , then Issei remember what happen , his girlfriend in the end turn into dominatrix with a black wings and kill him with light spear , then when she vanish another woman show up , it was Rias Gremory who did something to him that he is alive now

Issei : I WAS KILLED BY YUMA AND THEN RIAS BRING ME BACK TO LIFE !

Miki : * Gasp *

Mario : told you she was a Thot

Issei : what I'm going to do now. ?

Mario : Mario going to be your bodyguards and help you discover the true

Issei : thank you Mario

Mario : LETS THE FUCKING GO

and he start eating spaghetti like crazy , later Issei and Mario where walking to school

Mario : Mario eh eh eh , Mario eh eh eh , Mario eh eh eh

Issei : ok Mario now I'm going to school while you go check on people

Mario noods and grab a question mark block , when he hit it a leaf fall form it and  then plumber touch it , now was wearing a Tanooki costume

Issei : nice Racoon costume to sneak out to the school

Mario : I'm a furry

Then he proceed to fly into a tree while later Issei go to school , on the tree Mario was looking for people and find a white haired midget walking to the tree , she sat and was eating some sweets

Mario : ooooooooo~

Koneko gulped and looked up to see the dangerous man himself sitting on the branch wearing Racoons costume

Mario : Can i have it

Koneko : No

Mario : ....

Koneko : ....

Mario : GET IN MY BELLY

He then ground pound it , Koneko avoid the powerful move and tries to punch him but he tail swipe her knocking her into ground, then the fat plumber was eating her sweets

Koneko : JERK

She again charge at him but he jump and fly into the skies shocking the small devil , she quickly pick up a rock and throw into the fat guy in costume hurting him add making his costume disappeared

Mario : Mamma F....r

Then he fall into ground breaking his spine and laying on ground , Koneko aproach the body to check if she killed him but when she get closer to pick him up Mario jumpscare her scarring the small devil , then they both where beating eachothers in cartoon cloud

Meanwhile back to the school Issei friends of course don't know about Yuma , then he notice Rias and Akeno and he remember from his vision that she was there , he was about to ask her some questions when...