Pesky Plumber In DxD ( Smg4 Mario X Highschool DxD )

Chapter 2 - 7

Today story we start somewhere in church where two exorcists talk with the Preist of this church

Preist : Irina , Xenovia good to see you two

Irina : father , is something wrong

Xenovia : we already got a mission to retrieve Excaliburs , it's something happen

Preist : yes you two going to Kuoh early not becouse of the Excaliburs but becouse of someone who traspass to heaven, one day a random angel show up in my church and start spitting rumors about this

Xenovia : Devils ?

Irina : Fallen Angels ?

Preist : nope , a human who somehow teleported himself to heaven three time, especially that he is a sinner who did a lot of crazy and deadly deeds

Xenovia and Irina : * GASP *

Preist : i want you to capture him and bring to justice, you can use voilance if nesesery

Xenovia : how is this even possible

Irina : he have to be some kind of magician

Xenovia : don,t worry father we going to bring him here and he will be punished for his crimes

Preist : thank you two , god bless you

Two exorcists preys and leave the church , some times later we can see  both of them make it to kuoh

Irina : do you have pictures of this guy

Xenovia : yes i have , he will be easy to find , plumber dressing in red with stupid mustache

Irina : we can also visit my childhood friend

Xenovia : that too , now where to find this...

Then they both hear someone singing a wierd song , they see thier target dance walking in the wierd way

Mario : 🎶 Don,t eat Ass in the Halls 🎶 Don,t eat Ass in the Halls 🎶

Irina : is that him ?

Xenovia : yup , it's him

Mario : 🎶 Don,t eat Ass in the Halls...

Irina : excuse me ?

Mario stop singing and break his neck turning to them

Mario : Hello * waves to them *

Both excorcists where catch of guard becouse of this

Irina : DID YOU JUST BREAK YOUR NECK

Mario : this happen all the time , don,t worry

He rip his own head and place it back to his neck , after Irina saw this she fainted meanwhile Xenovia jaw dropped , then she pulled her Excalibur

Xenovia : who in the name of Jesus are you , you should be dead after this stunn

Mario : IM YOUR PAPA

Xenovia : don,t mess with me you psycho , look what you did to poor Irina 😡

Mario : i don,t give a FUCK

The blue exorcist have enough of his shit and  charged at him with her sword impaling him

Mario : oooooh~

Xenovia : ...

Mario : it's tickles

Xenovia : ARE YOY IMORTAL OR SOMETHING !!!

Mario : i have the power of gods and spaghetti on my side AAAAAAAAAA

He pulled the sword out of his chest and use it like a butt scratcher