Pesky Plumber In DxD ( Smg4 Mario X Highschool DxD )

Chapter 1 - 4 ( A new Challanger Appears )

It was a new day in Kuoh town and Issei wakes up and start feeling that he touch something soft , when he open his eyes he saw Rias Gremory naked sleeping with him

Issei : holly guacamoly * blush *

The devil got headache and quickly wake up , Issei also got headache

Rias : oof , Issei please don,t use that kind of language

Issei : what are you doing in my bed

Rias : well i heal you and safe your life form the Fallen Angel

Issei : ah the trench coat guy that Mario destroy with his laser , also it was YOU who I saw when got killed by Yuma

Rias : yes it was me and we are not talk about this psycho red guy ok , as your Master i forbidding you from...

Mario : from what... Bitch

Rias got pale and feels something cold touching her back , when she turn back Mario was there with a shotgun

Mario : 🎶 I'm about to whoop somebody ass 🎶

Issei : Hi Mario , can you please put that down or replace with something less destructive

Mario : Oki Doki

He hide shotgun and pulled a metal Pipe

Mario : prepare your anus

Rias : YOU TWO KNOW EACHOTHERS

Issei : yes he is my best and true friend unlike those jerks that use me as bait

Mario : mhm

Rias : I'm doomed , this guy is a friend of my pawn AAAAUGH

she got hit by a pipe from Mario and Issei was not pleased of what she call him

Issei : are you tried to use me for something , m i another toy for another girl

Rias : this is not what you think, i explain everything in my club just don,t hurt me anymore

Issei : i will only say this once , leave my house you bimbo , I'm done with being pervert

Mario : Issei is now Sigma

Rias noods and teleported away living her clothes, Issei sat on bed upset

Mario : hey , it's ok * pet Issei * i will be there

Issei : thanks , I'm just don,t trust woman's anymore, first Yuma and now Rias , i don,t want to be horny anymore, i want to be happy

Mario : you choose a good path , if you want be less horny , pick a fetish that will not couse big trouble to your life

Issei : like what , Spaghetti it's your fetish right

Mario : yes , Mario will now leave you alone to think about this , also he need to deal with something

Issei : if you say so * he pick up Rias sock and sniff it * ok I'm choosing feet's instead of boobs

Later Issei goes to school meanwhile Mario have to do something, he enter the basement where the small white girl was hold hostage, she have a small Chain Chomp attached to her leg , she have bite marks and thorned clothes

Mario : you free to go and tell your master that Mario is commimg

He release her and Koneko quickly escape from the basement, then Mario pick up the Chain Chop and put him to his hyper meme space , later when he was getting close to the school a red pipe show up and a hooded figure jump form it and hit the ground

??? : OW MY OVERIES

Mario : Bob

Bob : Oh Mario , do you know what is this place , i jump to that Pipe becouse someone says something about bitchies