Pesky Plumber In DxD ( Smg4 Mario X Highschool DxD )

Chapter 1 - 2

It was a evening and from the sky a red idiot fall and crash into ground

Mitchell : AND STAY OUT OF HEAVEN

Mario : Fuck you 🖕

The plumber check his body and was making his way to his new friend Issei home when two girls spot him

??? : Not so fast

Mario : * turn * hello young ladies

The two girls where the student council members Ruruko and Reya

Ruruko : are you the one who hit poor Saji balls

Mario : YES

Reja : in that case prepare to die

Mario : there is a fun fact about Mario , i weld a gun

The crazy plumber pulled a gun and start taking shots , both girls scream from fear and take cover behind a car

Ruruko : he is insane

Reja : we need to call Kaichou

Meanwhile in student council room Sona was doing paperwork when she get a call

Sona : Tsubaki , we need to save our pawns and capture this psycho with a gun

Tsubaki : on it

Now back to the ally where the plumber was still shooting, then he run out of ammo

Ruruko : he run out of ammo , this is out chance

They both left the car and see that the plumber is Missing

Reja : dammit he run away

Then a summoning circle show up and it was Sona and the rest

Sona : you ok girls

Ruruko : yes he run somewhere

Mario : hey mamma f....s

They turn to see Mario sending on the car with a Rocket launcher

Tomoe : HE HAVE A ROCKET LAUNCHER

Mario : this is not ordinary rocket launcher galls

Then from the bazooka a human face with purple hat and big nose show up

Waluigi : WALUIGI LAUNCHER

then Mario shoot the long skinny person at the girls , Tsubaki used her magic to make a barrier but she was to late becouse the where catch in explosion that covered them in smoke and knock out expect for Sona

Sona : NOOOO !

She run to the closest girl and check the blue haired girl Tsubasa, she sigh in relief that they where fine but uncontious , then she stood and turn to the maniac who was taunting her

Sona : you pay for this plumber 😡

Mario : Suck Mario spaghetti meatballs

Then Mario pulled a rock with the face and throw into her , she dodge it

Sona : do you really think that a simple rock will hurt me

Mario : but this is a magic rock

The rock equip wizard hat and stick and chant , then Sona turn into a Goomba

Soomba : WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO TO ME

Mario : i turn you into a Goomba because you don't watch Super Mario Super Show

Soomba look at her face in the puddle and was screaming form horror then she start crying

Soomba : PLEASE TURN ME BACK ,I DON,T WANT TO BE UGLY 😭