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3:46 AM
sluts for jules (besides theo)

you:
hey guys!!!

gin:
oh god
what's going on jules?

mione:
why are you jumping to conclusions?
what if she's fine?

teddy:
because she always texts in this group chat when she's on the midst of or is delusional

saph daph:
it's been 2 weeks since the last text!
we're making progress!

pansy:
YAY!!
new record

you:
i am NOT delusional rn

emo ferret:
yeah, sure.

you:
shut it, malfoy.
i don't need to deal with your shit tonight.

emo ferret:
oh she's extra mad today

blazed:
she's gonna be more mad if you don't shut up

you:
thanks blaise !

blazed:
yeah i got you

emo ferret:
whatever 😒

saph daph:
are you jealous, draco?

emo ferret:
why would i be?

saph daph:
no reason! :)

emo ferret:
wtf
okay

you:
anyways!

pansy:
hey jules,
what's going on with the guy you like?

lulu:
PFFT

you:
we don't talk about that in this gc

emo ferret:
wait who do you like

you:
as if i'd tell you

emo ferret:
bitch

pavarti:
jesus

won won:
what's jesus?

you:
LMAOO
RON DO YOU NOT PAY ATTENTION IN MUGGLE STUDIES?

won won:
no not really

emo ferret:
wtf is jesus idk

you:
ew i forgot you don't take muggle studies
LAME!

harold:
ron...
jesus is a person in religion LMAOO
specifically christianity
pavarti saying that is a lot like us saying merlin

won won:
OHHHH okay

pavarti:
HAHA

gin:
you're a fucking idiot @ronald bilius weasley

lulu:
THE FULL NAME HAH

you:
ron... your middle name is bilius?????

won won:
er no
youre a bitch @ginevra molly weasley

you:
oh so she's named after a QUEEN!!
i love molly sm

mione:
me too!!
she's literally my mum

pansy:
when is molly gonna make me one of those jumpers

you:
L
I ALREADY HAVE ONE!

harold:
ME TOO!!

mione:
^^

gin:
i'll talk to my mum about it @pans

pansy:
YAYYYY

saph daph:
wtf i want one @ginny baby

gin:
im texting her rn

mione:
damn that was like my thing now you all are gonna have some 😞

emo ferret:
who tf do you like ? @bitch 😒

you:
change my name.
right now.

ferret boy:
no.

teddy:
hm that's funny,
the other day his contact name for you was "juliette <3"
mustve changed it

you:
WHAT

pans:
HAHHAHAHA

emo ferret:
theo why tf are you lying

teddy:
i'm not you git 😒

lulu:
she's not gonna tell you, draco

you:
^^

emo ferret:
why not?

you:
because you're a bitch.
you'd make fun of me

emo ferret:
LMAOO
PROBABLY

you:
pfft

pavarti:
HAHA

4:03 AM
lovers

saph daph:
hes saying hed make fun of you for liking
HIM LMAOOOO

you:
FOR REAL
i'm still convinced that he hates me 😞

pansy:
NAH HE JUST ACTS LIKE THAT CAUSE
HES PROFUSELY IN LOVE WITH YOU

gin:
no fr
you don't see how he looks at you when you aren't looking back jules

you:
don't even start lying

lulu:
WE'RE NOT

pavarti:
WE ARE BEING TRUTHFUL

mione:
^^

pans:
you guys were each others first kisses too.

you:
yeah, during TRUTH OR DARE WHEN WE WERE 10
we'll see what happens

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