and i wonder who will erase me, who will erase me?
***
in which, hogwarts is in modern times, and students get ahold of muggle technology
or
you:
i hate you, malfoy
emo ferret:
yeah, keep saying that, darling
maybe you'll actually convince yourself...
you: you've done it before daphneeeeeeee i'm telling you, pav likes you back
saph daph: how can u be sure
you: yule ball?? you guys were all over each other if you don't ask her to this dance you're gonna regret it, you know you will
saph daph: yeah i know i'm just scared that it'll happen like the yule ball, just one day that we are super touchy, and then the next few months are nothing
you: please don't take this as me telling u to do something this is merely a suggestion maybe you should tell her you like her? and maybe you should tell her you wanna be more than friends?
saph daph : i know i wanna i'm just scared
you: don't be she likes you back
saph daph: we don't know for sureeee
you: daphne!!!!!! i'm serious it looks like i'm gonna have to start a fucking riot to get u to ask her
saph daph: stoppp i'll do it but how
you: well just talk to her i don't know how to talk to people like that
saph daph: yes you do you have a boyfriend who you've loved since like... ever
you: that just kinda... happened i don't know i feel like if you know, you know, if you wanna talk to her, DO ITTTTTT she reciprocates those feelings, i promise don't make me do this for you
saph daph: what do u mean... why did pavarti just text me and tell me she's on her way...
you; oh i dunno!
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saph daph: I HATE YOUUU
you: no you don't bye love u baby update me asap!!!
*** 11:37 PM saph daph
saph daph: lover era?
you: WHAT DOES THAT MEAN ??? WHAT??????? what's!!! DAPHNE
saph daph: GIRLFRIEND ERA????????
you: DAPHNE GREENGRASS I FUCKING KNEW IR I KNEW ITRRRRRTTTTTT
saph daph: AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH thank u
you: of course
saph daph: i know if no one got me, you do!
you: ALWAYSSSS LOVE U SO HAPPY FOR U
saph daph: we wanna keep it on the low if that's okay
you: OBVIOUSLY!!!!
saph daph: and yes u can tell draco as long as he shuts his trap
you: he will i promise, i know how to make him shut his mouth
saph daph: WHAT???!!!
you: that sounded a lot more sexual than i thought it would... my bad... DRACO SAYS HES HAPPU FOR U HE KNEW THIS WOULD HAPPEN
saph daph: thank u draco waco
you: DONT CALL ME THAY WHAT THE FUFK WHAT? WHY DID U CALL ME THAY IM SO CONFUSED
saph daph: GIVE J HER PHONE BACK NOW NOW NOWEWWWWE
you: got it back!! but it's bed time i love u so much and will get deets tomorrow
