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5:19 PM
sluts for jules (besides theo)

you:
NAHH YALL SEE ASTORIA???
I CANT BREATHE

pans:
THE AUDACITY OF THIS BITCH

gin:
NO WHAT DID GREENASS DO!!/$/&/
(directed to asstoria, not my girl daph)

saph daph:
don't worry i understand
ALSO THAT IS SO FUCKING FUNNY
ASSTORIA GREENASS

you:
BITCH TRIED TO SPILL HER DRINK ON ME (it spilled on her) AND THEN SHE CONTINUED TO ASK DRACO OUT LMFAOOOO

mione:
NO FUCKING WAYYY
I WISH I SAW THAT

harold:
WTF NO WAY

teddy:
I HAVE A VIDEO
*attachment: 1 video*

pavarti:
STOP
LMAOAOAA

blazed:
HER FACE WHEN DRACO REJECTED HER OMFG

you:
I TRIED SO HARD TO CONCEAL MY LAUGH BUT I COULDNT

pans:
NAHH ME TOO

teddy:
LMFAOO

blazed:
I KINDA DEEL BAD AND THEN I REMEMBER SHES ASTORIA

you:
i only feel bad because she's daphnes sister

saph daph:
don't feel bad cause she doesn't deserve pity

mione:
ME TOO

you:
she's giving pansy in 3rd/4th year

pans:
OH MY GOD STOPP
SO RUDE 😔😔
i think i only liked draco because everyone else did
and everyone else did because he's the "slytherin prince" and he's filthy rich

emo ferret:
no one liked me for my personality or my looks?

you:
nope 🥰

emo ferret:
so you only like me for my money?

you:
1. who tf said i liked you
2 i'm planning on being the next ms zabini

blazed:
AS YOU SHOULD
GET THAT BAG

won won:
damn i should do that

you:
fr blaise's mom is super smart for it

saph daph:
FR!!!

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9:49 AM
sluts for jules (besides theo)

you:
code red????!!'shskskjdj

blazed:
WHAT HAPPENED

you:
GUESS WHO TEXTED ME

gin:
don't tell me it's fucking asstoria

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