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sluts for jules (besides theo)

you:
hey you know what's funny to me

pans:
NOT THIS AGAIN

you:
IM NOT DELULU I PROMISE I JUST LIKE TEXTING IN HERE

teddy:
okay then
what's funny to you

blazed:
^^

you:
the fact that we aren't friends with ANY hufflepuffs HAHAH

pavarti:
OH MY GOD
YOURE RIGHT

mione:
WTF
THATS SO WEIRD

emo ferret:
do we all collectively hate hufflepuffs

you:
I GUESS?!?

saph daph:
jules, weren't you friends with cedric? tall hot one?

you:
errr
i guess
but we weren't like actually friends

gin:
WHATS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN??

you:
idk if theo wants to hear this LMAOO

harold:
YOU USED TO GET FREAKY WITH CEDRIC???

you:
AHAHAHAHHAHA

lulu:
HARRYS REACTION MADE ME GIGGLE

won won:
ME TOO AHAHA

teddy:
you and cedric diggory would get... FREAKY?!

you:
ITS NOT AS BAD AS IT SOUNDS
I PROMISE
WE DID NOT SHAG!!
I REPEAT WE DID NOT SHAG!!!
WE JUST MADE OUT A LOT 😭😭

pans:
LMAOOOOOO

you:
he was a fucking bitch anyways
like i was 14 and mf was 17
that's weird

gin:
WHAT HAPPENED

you:
he was just using me basically
pissed me off a fuckin ton
i absolutely hated him
i didn't say anything cause i used him for free access to hufflepuff parties (there's a reason there's puff in their house name!!)

emo ferret:
wtf
you and diggory were a thing?

you:
no not really
more just fwb

emo ferret:
gross

won won:
DO I SENSE DRACO BEING JEALOUS???

pavarti:
I THINK YOU DO

saph daph:
YES U DO

emo ferret:
why the hell would i be jealous?

you:
fr^^

blazed:
DRACO HAD THE FATTEST CRUSH ON YOU IN FOURTH YEAR HES JUST MAD THAT HE ISNT CEDRIC!!!

emo ferret:
blaise wtf

mione:
HAHAHAH

harold:
FUCKIN EXPOSED

emo ferret:
i told that to you in confidence

lulu:
why isn't jules talking

you:
IM FUCKING LAUGHING SO HARD
BLAISE YOU DID HIM SO DIRTY

blazed:
no shame no gain!!

teddy:
AHAHHA

pans:
I CANR SROP LAUGHINGBHELP ME

emo ferret:
wtvr

you:
i'm never gonna stop making fun of you for that
LMAOOO

gin:
hey!
if i'm correct, you liked him in 4th year too

won won:
GINNYHYYYYY

pans:
IM HOLLERING

emo ferret:
oh?

you:
GINNY FUCKING WEASLEY
IT WAS FOR 2 DAYS!!!!!!!!

pavarti:
yeah, i'm pretty sure it was longer than that !!!

you:
i fucking hate u guys
goodbye

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