Chapter 5: Weird black thing.

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Author's note: This is chapter 5! I hope you enjoy! My procrastination is at its epitome. ALSO, So sorry for the delay! I went to boston and unfortunately had no access to wattpad there!




Location: Azur Lane Base

Hawaii POV:

Hawaii and Comrade Hawaii(A combination of Fuhrer Hawaii and King Hawaii) are talking with each other.

Hawaii: Look at my colored TV.

Comrade Hawaii: We can blow your fat a** and all the other american fat a**es to the moon and back with our large amount of explosives.

Hawaii: .... Look at this vegetable peeler.

Do u guys know where this scene is from?

Location: Sea.

Hawaii(?) POV

Hawaii(?): Now these are some old pieces.

Hawaii(?) is seen dragging some old riggings ashore.

Hawaii(?): So these are his riggings, aren't they?

Hawaii(?): It's good that he died, so I can take his place.


Location: Azur Lane base.

*Slice*

Hawaii: Nice cut!

Commander and Hawaii are seen cutting watermelons.

Commander: Thanks!

Hawaii: Now its my turn.

Hawaii raises the sword, only for a bird to caw in his face.

Hawaii: What the fu-!

Hawaii slashes down, misses the water melon, hits the table that the water melon is on, and the water melon flies into his crowned jewels.

Hawaii: My jewels. Eugh.

Hawaii dies.

Commander: Haha! I won!

Fuhrer Hawaii: Nien, Nien, Nien! I vill not let the kommandant beat us!

After many tries, Fuhrer Hawaii is also defeated.

Fuhrer Hawaii: I can't believe im going to say this, but King Hawaii, Help me!

King Hawaii: I remain impartial and indifferent. When the world is reduced to nothing only I-

Hawaii: Now thats a wrap! Lets get this over with before I explode.

Hawaii-taro: Now, Now. I think I can beat commander!

Hawaii-taro raises his katana high above his head.

Hawaii-taro: You shall now meet your fate, Watermelon!

Hawaii-taro cuts the melon in half with a force so hard, the water melon exploded.

The exploded melon hit a ceiling light and that hits Hawaii in the head.

Hawaii-taro: And now a haiku...

Hawaii collapses.

Commander: Victorious again!

*time skip*

Hawaii: I got to go now.

Commander: Ok, where are you going?

Hawaii: I am getting some coconuts.

Commander: Why do you need coconuts? Doesn't Hawaii have a lot of them.

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