Chapter Three

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Beyoncé
August 22nd, 2020

Kelly and I have been texting each other all Morning ever since we both got up at the same exact time.

We've just been talking about any and every single thang like we always do.

Bey: Are you going to Sunday Dinner?

Kells 💜: I mean I obviously am.

Kells 💜: Cause I would never pass up on any opportunities to eat free Food, especially if that free Food is made by Celestine Ann Beyoncé Knowles herself.

Bey: *starts speaking in tongues*

Kells 💜: You're truly and completely so annoying. 😭😭

Bey: Oh pls you love me tho. 😁

Kells 💜: Who said that?

Kells 💜: 👀🤔

Bey: Now you're truly and completely so annoying. 🙄😭

Kells 💜: 😭😭😭😭

Bey: Ugh I don't even wanna go into Work on Monday. 😑

Kells 💜: Why?

Bey: Cause I don't even wanna be near and I most definitely definitely don't even wanna see that Ursula looking ass bitch.

Kells 💜: SAME SAME.

Kells 💜: Cause if I do see her I'll get Fired and Arrested at the same exact time BEATING beating the absolute fuck outta that Patrick Star headass looking bitch.

Bey: Now you didn't even have to do my nigga Patrick like that. 😭😭

Kells 💜: Oh well. 🤷🏾‍♀️

Kells 💜: Anyways what are you gonna do on this beautiful Saturday????

Bey: Idk I'll prolly take Broderick, Blue and Beauty to The Park again.

Kells 💜: Noice noice.

Bey: Now what are you gonna do on this beautiful Saturday?

Kells 💜: Idk yet. I'll prolly just chill at Home and Binge Movies.

Bey: Nah it's a nice and beautiful day today and you needa get out.

Bey: So you're coming to The Park with me and my Kids.

Kells 💜: I don't wanna ruin a Family Day, so I'll just stay in.

Bey: Kelendria Trene Rowland don't make me slap you, you're family, so you're coming out with us.

Kells 💜: Okay okay.

Kells 💜: Oh, and if you slap me I'll slap you right tf back. 😘

I laugh as I shake my head as I text her right back.

Bey: Kelendria you ain't even bout that life. 😭

Bey: So quit the cap.

Kells 💜: Beyoncé Giselle Knowles now you know God doesn't like liars.

Kells 💜: Cause you do remember that one time when we was little and you accidentally bumped into me, with me not knowing at the time that it was an Accident, so I pushed you hard asf onto the floor anyways and you got an Concussion.

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