Xiao x Aether Oneshots ❤️

Xiao no!

Normal AU
Drunk Xiao
Smut!!
Cursing

~~~~~~ No Ones POV ~~~~~~

It was the night of the lantern rite and all Xiao wanted to do was go back to the inn and rest but he was being dragged somewhere by a familiar bard. They entered a bar and Venti began to order drinks.

Xiao was very very uncomfortable being surrounded by all of theses people. Drunk people to be exact. The smell of alcohol was burning his nose. Suddenly he was pulled by Venti again to the big bar where drinks were being sold. Venti put a drink in front of Xiao and Xiao glared at him.

"I'm not drinking anything Venti. Why did you drag me here in the first place?" Xiao said in an irritated tone. "Because you need to lighten up a bit! Now drink up." Venti giggled as he gulped down his first drink. Xiao shook his head no and Venti smirked. "Are you scared Xiao? Being a little bitch? Honestly I expected more.."

Xiao let Ventis wors sink in before grabbing the glass and chugging it down. The cold liquid was burning his throat but he ordered more. He was not gonna let Venti sit there and mock him the whole time. After some time Xiao was wasted. He had drinken way too much.

His head was spinning and he could barley stand. Venti was on the counter singing and dancing his heart out while the bar tender was yelling at him to get down. Soon the bar tender called for some help to get this bard out of the bar.

Aether was commissioned to deal with theses drunkies but when he got there he did not expect Xiao to be there wasted too. His eyes widened as he stared at the drunk Yaksha who was barely even in this reality right now. Aether was absolutely stunned. He shook his head when he heard Ventis "singing" get louder. Aether quickly dragged both of them out of there.

When they got out on to the street Aether looked at the both of them with much disappointment, worry and anger in his eyes. "What are you two doing!?" He yelled at them and Xiao looked up at Aether. His cheeks were rosy red and his eyes were drowsy. Ventis face looked slightly the same but it wasn't as bad bc he was use to being so drunk.

"Well.. I thought it would be a good idea to-" Venti was caught off. "No! Look at you guys. Your both wasted." Aether said and crossed his arms. Suddenly Xiao lost his balance and fell forward. With quickness Aether caught him and held him up. "Xiao? Are you ok?" Aether said worriedly. Xiao laughed and looked up at him with a drunk smile.

"Helloo~ you look *hic* prettier than usual.." Xiao slurred his words and Aethers cheeks grew bright red. Venti brusted out laughing and Aether glared at him. "Shut up this is all your faul-" Aether was cut off by Xiaos lips. Aethers eyes widened as Xiao kissed him roughly but softly and Ventis laughing stopped as he stared at the two making out in shock.

After what felt like hours Xiao finally pulled away. Both were breathing heavily. Aether was absolutely shocked by the Yakshas actions. Suddenly there was a huge grin on Ventis lips and within seconds they were all at wangshu-inn (venti teleported them there dont ask how...). Aether looked around and they were in Xiaos personal room.

Venti smiled. "Well you two have fun~ dont be too loud! I'll be waiting on the balcony for details Aether." And with that Venti ran out the door leaving Aether a flustered mess. Out of nowhere Aether was dragged to the bed and pushed on to it roughly. Xiao smirked as he looked down at his body. Examining it.

Aether became more flustered and then finally realized what was happening. "W-wait Xiao!" He said as he tried to sit up but was pushed back down by Xiaos hands and his lips were met with Xiaos. They made out for another long time and when they finished Aether was struggling to catch his breath again.

While Aether was trying to catch his breath Xiao quickly removed both of their clothes without hesitation and without Aether stopping him. By the time Aether realized it though it was too late. Xiao leaned back down and roughly kissed his neck while Aether weakly tried to stop him. The whole time Xiaos extremely hard member was brushing up against Aethers V line.

"N-no.. Xiao- w-we- ah~.. can't! Y-your drunk..-" Aether struggled to keep his soft moans in as Xiao kissed all over his neck leaving hickeys and marks. Aethers mind soon began to fog up with lewd thoughts and he tried to resist Xiao but he was just too unresistable. It was pure torture. After a while Xiao slid his hand down to Aethers member and began to stroke it at a very fast pace. He was not expecting that.

Aether suddenly let loud moans escape his mouth that he couldn't contain. Xiaos touch was just too much. The pleasure hit him unexpectedly. Right before he was at his climax Xiao stop and had an evil grin on his face. "W-what are y-you planning to do.." Aether said in a shaky tone. He was panting heavily. Xiao stared deeply into his eyes as Aether couldn't help but stare back.

Xiao did this as a distraction so he could line his member up with Aethers asshole. Out of nowhere Xiao slammed into Aether with no warning. While Xiao groaned Aether whimpered and moaned. Xiao moved Aethers legs up onto his shoulders then began to thrust in to him slowly so Aether could adjust first.

(I'm still not that great at writing smut soo.. we'll just skip the rest and say they had an amazing time!! Sorry 🙁🫶)

~~~~~~ 2 hours later ~~~~~~

Xiao had passed out on top of Aether completely naked after pulling out. Aethers face was bright red and both of them were heavily panting. Sweat dripped from Xiaos forehead but Aether wiped it off as he gently placed Xiao next to him. He cleaned the both of them up very quickly. Then put some clothes on and walked up to the balcony.

It took him a moment since his legs were a bit numb and he felt really weak. When he got up there he heard slow clapping and when he looked up he saw Venti sitting on the rails with a small grin. "Love is in the air!! Smells amazing.. and gross at the same time...." Venti mumbled the last part with a small giggle.

Aether glared at him and threw one of the vases that were up there at him. Venti flinched as he felt the strong wind of the vase fly pass his head by an inch. "What the fuck were you thinking!? Getting him drunk like that??" Aether said in a very angry tone.

Venti only sighed in disappointment. "Damn I thought Xiao would've been able to make you forget about all that anger you had~ maybe I should wake him back up and try again!" Venti exclaimed as he ran around and Aether chased after him, barely..

~~~~~~ AN ~~~~~~

DONT KILL ME IM NOT THAT GOOD AT WRITING SMUT BUT IM TRYING 🙏

anywaysssss might not post for a couple of days bc im trying to pull together some ideas for my heikazu oneshots and some ideas from you guys would be so helpful 😭 not trying to be rude or anything btw!!

I love all of you guys and I'm very VERY grateful for everyones support thank you so very much ❤️

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