Chapter Six - Mucus Monster

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A/N - This is a bit of a shorter one, under  1000 words, but you got an extra long one last week. There's also some valuable information in here...

Evie (Waking up): Nyeeee…

*Evie wakes up from her swivel chair, Gwen is still on the lamp. Ivy is sleeping in her bed. She looks terrible. Evie walks over to Ivy.*

Evie: JOKESUS CHRIST IVY! You look terrible!

Ivy (Slowly getting up): I feel like how adults describe a hangover…

Gwen (Falling off her lamp): You look like it. Did you drink without US?

Evie (Backhanding Gwen): WE’RE LIKE—THIRTEEN, GWEN!!!

*Noelle bursts into the room with a hat on. It has an axe on it.*

Noelle: I just spent all of my money on this ha—

Gwen: GO AWAYYY

*Ford suddenly bursts in as well.*

Ford: TRAINING TIME

Evie: Okay that’s IT!

*Evie grabs a lamp and rams Noelle and Ford out of the room.*

Evie: Not today +-+

*Noelle unlocks the room with a spare key.*

Noelle: Hah, well anyways guys, we found something awesome!

Gwen: Yeah yeah that's great… *yawn*

Ivy: Ah, AH, ACHOO! *sniffle*

Noelle: o-o

Gwen: AH! GERMS! *She climbs onto the ceiling.*

Evie: AH! THE BLACK PLAGUE!

Ford (Sighing): She doesn’t have the black plague, she just sneezed. *facepalm*

Ivy: HACHOO!

Noelle: Okay that's twice in a ro—

*Ivy sneezes again and gets snot everywhere.*

Evie: GROOOHOHOHOSSSSSS

Ford: … Okay perhaps she has a cold.

Ivy (Weakly): I feel like I’m gonna die. *She sneezes again.*

Ford: … WELP! LETS GO GET MEDICINE!

Noelle: Good idea. Gwen, Evie, make sure NOTHING happens to Ivy!

*They leave.*

Evie: Eh? Wha? What did they say?

Gwen: Hmm, I think they said make sure something happens to Ivy.

*It cuts to a montage of Evie and Gwen taking Ivy to different places in Gravity Falls, tryna get something to happen.*

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*Noelle and Ford come back into the room with the medicine. Gwen and Evie are playing Uno while Ivy sleeps.*

Ford: Thank goodness she is okaa—AY! AND THERE IS MUCUS ALL OVER THE FLOOR!

Noelle: … You're kidding me. WHICH ONE OF YOU BUTTHEADS CAUSED HER TO DO THIS?!

Gwen: Wasn’t me *She is now throwing a ball at the wall while reading.*

Evie: Nada. *She is now playing with a ball of yarn.*

Ford: Are you sure?

Gwen: Yep. *She is now reenacting an anime scene.*

Evie: Mhm. *She is now setting up the next scene.*

Ivy: *Intense coughing* HHAAAAA! … Oh nothing is gonna– ACHOO!

*Ivy sneezes some sort of glitter onto the mucus. It forms into a giant snot/mucus monster*

Gwen: EUGH!

Noelle: That is absolutely disgusting…

Ford: … *He slowly backs out of the room, taking notes.*

Noelle: FORD!

Ford: Nope nope, not getting sick today.

*The mucus monster roars, the girls scream in fear except for Ivy, she is too sick to give a darn.*

Stan (From downstairs): GIRLS STOP YELLING! It's your day off, don’t make me give you guys double shifts.

Evie: THAT’S ILLEGAL!!!! ONCE I GET A LAWYER I WILL—

*Gwen covers Evie’s mouth with a pillow.*

Gwen: Hushy Hush your mouth hole

Ivy: Please kill me . . .

Noelle (Slapping her): N o
*The monster growls louder.*

Gwen: EWWWWWWWWWWWWW GROSS GROSS GROSS!!!

*The monster sees the hand sanitizer in Gwens pocket. It backs up slowly.*

Evie: GWEN USE YOUR HAND SANITIZER!!!!!

Gwen: HECK NAW, WHAT IF I GET SICK?!

Noelle: GWEN OUR LIVES LITERALLY DEPEND ON IT!

*Gwen throws it. The hand sanitizer hits the monster in the eyes. The bottle breaks open and releases the sanitizer on the monster. It dissolves until it's nothing but a puddle of tissues.*

Noelle (Walking out of the room): Okay guys, let's give Ivy some space K?

*Noelle drags Gwen and Evie out of the room. As they leave, a mysterious entity flies through the window.*

Ivy (Still extremely sick): What do you waaaaaaaaaannnnt??

Bill: JUST CHECKING ON MY FAVORITE APPRENTICE.

Ivy: Or do you just want power?

Bill: WHAT, NO N-yes

Ivy: Nooo . . . I’m too sick to help you right now anyway!

Bill: EXCUSE ME?!?!? I THINK YOU FORGOT WHO GAVE YOU THAT POWER!

Ivy: Shut UP! I’M TOO SICK TO DO THIS TODAY! GO ASK SOMEBODY ELSE!

Bill: OKAY FIIIIIINE… BUT BEFORE I LEAVE.

*He snaps his fingers and a box of extra soft tissues appears beside her.*

Bill: GET BETTER SOON MY FAVORITE ENERGY SOURCE!

*He teleports away. Ivy looks at the tissues.*

Ivy (Grabbing the box): That was surprisingly nice… *She sneezes.*

*We zoom out and see a girl watching Ivy from the woods and writing something down, then almost falls out of the tree, but catches herself.*

(778 Words)

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