Elegance - Lams

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The HamFam hits the streets for a night out.

John, Herc:

Yes, New York

It's really us

John Laurens and Hercules!

Alex, Laf:

All the guests of Mr. Laurens are

Feelin' great and look spectacular

John:

What a knack

There is to that

Acting like a born aristocrat

All:

We got elegance

If you ain't got elegance

You can never ever carry it off

Laf:

All who are

Well-bred agree

Mulligan

Has pedigree

Alex:

Exercise your wildest whims tonight

We are out with diamond Jims tonight

Herc:

Could they be

Misleading us?

John, Laf:

Silver spoons were used for feeding us

All:

We got elegance

If you ain't got elegance

You can never ever carry it off

Alex, John:

Middle class

Don't speak of it

Savoir Faire

Lafs french accent:

We reek of it

Herc:

Some were born with rags and patches but

We use dollar bills for matches and

Alex:

Vanderbilt

Kowtows to us

John:

J.P. Morgan scrapes and bows to us

All:

We've got elegance

We were born with elegance

Laf:

Have you noticed when I hold my cup

The saucer never moves?

John:

And the way I keep my pinky up

Indubitably proves

All:

That we got elegance

We got built-in elegance

John:                         Alex:        Herc:       Laf:

And with elegance...

                                      elegance...

                                                        elegance...

                                                                          elegance...

All:

We'll carry it off!



The night ended with multiple counts of disturbing the peace, drunk driving and Laf stealing a giant squishmallow from Walmart.

Washington did not let them go out again after that, though he did enjoy the musical number.

Peggy was furious she wasn't invited, though she probably would have gotten them put in jail, somehow. 

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