ACT I SCENE IV

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(Enter Romeo, Mercutio, Benvolio, and Ensemble)

Romeo: Guys, I don't wanna go.

Bennyboy: Don't be such a pssy.

Romeo: I can't dance.

Mercutio: Stop being so pickme.

Romeo: No actually tho.

Mercutio: Shut up. You're literally hot, and I'm hot garbage. You don't even need a mask, but I need one or else I'm gonna have another mental breakdown. Thank yew.

Benvolio: That's what she said.

Romeo: Idgaf.

Mercutio: Can I rant?

Romeo: No.

Mercutio: stfu.

(Mercutio goes on a rant)

Romeo: Shut up! I'm the main character, not you.

Mercutio: You suck.

Bennyboy: I'm also a pssy, so can we not fight? Uwu

Romeo: I think I'm gonna die.

Bennyboy: You're so dramatic.

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