(Enter Romeo, Mercutio, Benvolio, and Ensemble)
Romeo: Guys, I don't wanna go.
Bennyboy: Don't be such a pssy.
Romeo: I can't dance.
Mercutio: Stop being so pickme.
Romeo: No actually tho.
Mercutio: Shut up. You're literally hot, and I'm hot garbage. You don't even need a mask, but I need one or else I'm gonna have another mental breakdown. Thank yew.
Benvolio: That's what she said.
Romeo: Idgaf.
Mercutio: Can I rant?
Romeo: No.
Mercutio: stfu.
(Mercutio goes on a rant)
Romeo: Shut up! I'm the main character, not you.
Mercutio: You suck.
Bennyboy: I'm also a pssy, so can we not fight? Uwu
Romeo: I think I'm gonna die.
Bennyboy: You're so dramatic.
