(Enter Juliet)
Juliet: Hey, daytime? Can you turn to nighttime bc I wanna get laid tonight.
(Enter Nurse)
Nurse: Dude, the craziest thing happened downtown today, and you're not getting laid.
Juliet: Broski died?
Nurse: Yeah I saw him die.
Juliet: Damn it!
Nurse: Fcking Romeo, man. Tybalt didn't do anything to deserve that.
Juliet: Wait who tf you talking about?
Nurse: Tybalt.
Juliet: Oh fck him I never liked the dude anyway.
Nurse: He's your cousin.
Juliet: Yeah, but I wanna get laid.
Nurse: Hore.
Juliet: Find Romeo and give him this promise ring.
Nurse: Fine.
