(Enter Major L and Johns Hopkins)
Hopkins: Yo wassup my brother in Christ.
Major L: Eh nothing much. Did Romeo get my letter?
Hopkins: About that. I couldn't send it bc there's some kind of new plague. Unrelated: um, did you set off a zombie apocalypse uwu
Major L: No lmao. Why tf would I do that?
Hopkins: Bc Juliet's kinda a zombie instead of asleep.
Major L: Tf? Oh for fck's sake. Did I accidentally give her the wrong potion?
Hopkins: My brother. In Christ. Verona's literally filled with zombies now.
Major L: Um. I better tell Romeo.
Hopkins: Except we can't escape.
Major L: Oh fck. Right.
