(Enter Major L and Paris)
Major L: Are you sure Sky-Daddy approves of you grooming a thirteen-year-old and marrying her like tomorrow?
Paris: Yeah.
Major L: Alrighty then.
(Enter Juliet)
Juliet: Hi Daddy.
Paris: You should be calling me that. Why do you look so ugly today? You need to stop crying.
Juliet: Sorry, I look really disfigured today bc of my tears.
Paris: Don't say that. You belong to me now.
Juliet: Daddy, can you take me to confession now?
Major L: Yeah sure. Bye Paris.
France: Bye bye.
(France exits)
Juliet: Daddy, help, Imma kill myself if you don't get me back together with Romeo.
Major L: Kids these days are so dramatic. My Sky-Daddy.
Juliet: I'll do anything for Romeo/
Major L: Fine. I have a plan.
(Major L goes to his pot garden and spies a purple type of flower)
Major L: This plant, in a potion, makes you completely dead for only forty-two hours. Tonight, tell your mommy you're sleeping alone and drink this potion. Then, everyone'll think you're dead. They'll put you in a tomb, and after forty-two hours, Romeo and I will rescue you. Then, you and Romeo can live happily together in Mantua.
Juliet: Sweet. I'll take it!
Major L: Cool. See you in a bit!
Juliet: Thanks Daddy!
(Juliet exits)
(The wind flips Major L's book open to a page. Two flowers in his garden are purple and look extremely similar. One grants sleep, and the other...the living dead)
