(Enter Major L)
Major L: Romeo, bro, did you kill someone? Dude that's a criminal offense.
Romeo: Your face is a criminal offense.
Major L: You suck. At least you're not dead.
Romeo: You don't understand anything, Daddy.
Major L: Broski, you could've been executed.
Romeo: Daddy, if I'm banished, I can't sleep with Jules.
Major L: Broski. You're a pervert.
Romeo: You literally get people calling you Daddy everyday, and you call me the pervert?
(Enter Nurse)
Nurse: Yoohoo! I have tea from Juliet.
Romeo: My Juliet?
Nurse: Yeah. She wants to get laid tonight, so come over to her room.
Romeo: What if I'm stuck here forever?
Major L: Why would you think that?
Romeo: Imma unalive myself in front of you.
Major L: Just go. Go sleep with your wife.
Romeo: Woohoo.
