Mortals Meet Percabeth + one shots and headcannons

What actually happened when Rick was writing THO

Disney: okay rick we'll let you make nico gay just make the rest of the book 'normal' you know

Rick: solangelo is canon

Disney: Wait-

Rick: Apollo is bi

Disney: Now hold on-

Rick: Gods can have children in same-sex partnerships

Disney: rick we just said-

Rick: THEY'RE ALL GAY, EVERYONE IS GAY. FUCK YOU.