To Percy: What do you think about the movies?
Percy: Movies? Oh, don't get me started. They are absolute NEIGH NEIGH NEIGH NEIGH. Why does my fandom get the worst NEIGH NEIGH NEIGH? I am so worth much more.
Annabeth: "So much more".
Percy: Annabeth you know my grammar goes bad when I am angry.
Annabeth: You know how bad grammar annoys me.
Percy: I'M CANT HELP IT!
Annabeth: jerfgherfi SPEAK CORRECTLY!
Percy: GET MY MOVIES RIGHT!
Annabeth: GET MY HAIR COLOR RIGHT!
Percy: GET OUR AGES RIGHT!
Annabeth: GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER!
Percy: Clarisse wasn't even in the first one!
Clarisse: *grabs spear*
Percy: Clarisse wai-
Clarisse: I'm boutta hit the directors so hard they'll think its puberty.
YOU ARE READING
Mortals Meet Percabeth + one shots and headcannons
FanfictionYour not so typical cliche story about a bunch of people meeting demigods . Enjoy.