To Percy

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To Percy: What do you think about the movies?

Percy: Movies? Oh, don't get me started. They are absolute NEIGH NEIGH NEIGH NEIGH. Why does my fandom get the worst NEIGH NEIGH NEIGH? I am so worth much more.

Annabeth: "So much more". 

Percy: Annabeth you know my grammar goes bad when I am angry.

Annabeth: You know how bad grammar annoys me.

Percy: I'M CANT HELP IT!

Annabeth: jerfgherfi SPEAK CORRECTLY!

Percy: GET MY MOVIES RIGHT!

Annabeth: GET MY HAIR COLOR RIGHT!

Percy: GET OUR AGES RIGHT!

Annabeth: GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER!

Percy: Clarisse wasn't even in the first one!

Clarisse: *grabs spear*

Percy: Clarisse wai-

Clarisse: I'm boutta hit the directors so hard they'll think its puberty.

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