Police and Percy

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Police: Where do you live?

Percy: With my mom.

Police: Where does your mom live?

Percy: With me.

Police: Alright then. Where do you both live?

Percy: In our house.

Police: Where is your house?

Percy: Next to our neighbor's.

Police: Then where's your neighbor's house?

Percy: If I tell you, you won't believe me.

Police: Tell me.

Percy: Next to my house.


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