I put a whole bag of jellybeans up my ass

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Look at the thing my nanny and Bampy got for Bailey (the dog who died in my family) mf has his own plaque. I miss him
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Billie pov:
"I put a whole bag of jellybeans up my ass" y/n says again for the 1000th time today
"Y/n please stop saying that it's annoying" I beg and she gives me this look -_- then smiles. Then says it again

*time skip for 2 hours*

Y/n pov:
"I put a whole bag of jellybeans up my ass" I say as I'm sat next to Billie.
"Y/n if you don't shut the fuck up"
I smile at bil knowing I'm pushing her buttons
"You won't do shit"
"I'll put a bag of jellybeans up your ass because you keep saying it"
I take a step back (by x and ski)
"No you won't"
" I will, I'd prefer you to play music full volume then keep saying that"
I smile at her "ok" I start walking to our speaker and start playing drum and bass
(if you love bass listen to drum and bass. Everyone in the UK loves it here)

I put on TMO (turn me on) by luude and bru-c
Me and bil look at each other when our favourite part comes on
"Put away your phone and dance
Buss a gun finger and skank"
We both do finger guns and point them at each other
"Welcome to the drum and bass"

When the songs ends we get sad because it's such a good song
"That's so fucking good. Such a good song omg" I tell Billie trying to find more drum and bass songs
"Fuck yeah it is"



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Yh I ain't writing more

Billie if you read this please make a drum and bass song, I will do anything and listen to drum and bass. It's so fucking good

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