"Hey Pitaya wanna get the Grimace shake from McDonalds?" I asked, turning my head to my lover, Pitaya Dragon Cookie. Pitaya Dragon looked at me, with a very confused face. "What isssss thiss....Grimace sssshake?" Pitaya questioned, raising their eyebrow a little. I laughed a little. "It's uh...this thing that McDonalds is offering. The Grimace Shake." I said, walking up to them. "It's apparently trending on tik tok." I said, looking at the trend. Pitaya looked at my phone, obviously concerned. "Are you ssssure you want to try that thing? It looksssss Dangerouss." Pitaya said, hugging me from the waist. I chuckled and turned around, wrapping my arms around their neck. "Oh? Someone's worried about me huh?" I asked, kissing their cheek. Pitaya Dragon blushed a little as their tail started to wag a little. "Ugh...ssssshut up." Pitaya said, looking away. I kissed them on the cheek again. "Heh. I'm gonna get it." I said, pulling away from the hug. I walked towards the door when I felt a hand on my own. I turned around to see Pitaya Dragon, with a concerned look on their face yet again. "...Pleasssse....be sssafe. For me." Pitaya said, smiling. I smiled back. "I promise I'll be safe. It's just a trend. It won't happen to me in real life I swear." I said, letting go of their hand. "Be a good dragon for me, love!" I said, waving goodbye as I opened the door, then closing it. Pitaya stood there...and sighed. "Come back ssssafe, my love."
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"Hey I'm back." I said, opening the door. Pitaya jumped from the couch and hugged me tightly. "I'm sssso glad you're back ssssafe..." Pitaya said, burying their face in my chest. I blushed a little, but then I chuckled and softly pet their hair. "It wasn't that bad." I said, laughing a little. Pitaya noticed that I was a bit wet. "...What happened?" They asked. I looked at myself. "Oh! It was just for the trend. The Grimace Shake trend. It actually wasn't that bad, unfortunately I had to pour it on me and make it look like a murder scene. I let someone else record it for me it was funny. And now I kinda need a bath." I said, laughing. Pitaya looked at me, with a very disappointed face. "...I can't believe you did that for ssssome ssstupid trend." They said with a hint of disdain in their voice. I chuckled. "It wasn't that bad. I need to go clean up now." I said, walking up the stairs. Pitaya stopped me though. "Hm? What is it Pitaya?" I asked, looking at them. "...Can I take a bath with you..? I uh- mm...I want to ssssspend time with you." Pitaya said, holding me by my waist. They then picked me up into their arms. I let out a little squeak, but then I just chuckled and wrapped my arms around their neck. "Sure, my little dragon."
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ALTERNATE ENDING:
"Hey Guys! We just got the new Grimace Shake! Happy Birthday Grimace!" I said, holding up the shake. Pitaya looked at the camera with a deadpan face as they held the Grimace Shake up too. ".....Happy birthday Grimace. I will have the luxury to try thissss new sssstupid grimace ssshake." Pitaya said, obviously not happy. I took a sip of mine, they took a sip of theirs too. I chuckled. "Oh wow it actually isn't that-" I stopped recording it. "...okay let's make it look like a murder scene now." I said, chuckling. "...Don't we need like a lot of grimace ssssshakes for that though?" Pitaya asked. Their tail immediately went down when they saw me pulling out my credit card. "...that's what I'm going to do." I said, running into the mcdonalds. Pitaya stood there, but then laughed. "....they're my idiot."
