If you weren't a human

1.3K 15 23
                                    


Stan: you were an angel

He was shocked by your halo and beautiful white wings. Yet he found you adorable and said it was sick. You took him flying

Kyle: you were a dragon

He was confused and stuck when you turned into a fire breathing dragon-human hybrid. It took a while for him to get used to it. He loves it when you fly him to Paris at night and kiss infront of the lightened Eiffel Tower.

Kenny: you were a succubus (lust demon)

He loved it, he found you even more sexy seeing your horns wings and devil tail. It was a long night after that-

Cartman: you were a neko (cat-human hybrid)

He found you weird seeing the ears tail and paws. He refused to take you places coz of ur looks (canon cartman, deal with it) but he still loves you

Clyde: siren

He thought 'that's why her voice is gorgeous!' Although he got tired of taking you to either the sea or drawing you a bath every day (for ur mermaid tail,fins and gills

Butters: unicorn-human hybrid (he like unicorns🤷‍♀️)

He found you adorable! He loved the horn,ears and tail the most. He showed you off to his online friends while playing 'hello kitty island adventure'

Michael (curly goth): you could turn into a Raven

He found it cool and sick as fuck! He loved how gothic it was, he didn't call you a conformist for the entire day (very rare occurrence, lucky you)

Pete (red goth): you could disappear

He found it creepy but liked it. Loves to scare people with you, it's good bonding time

Mike (Vampir): you were an actual vampire

HE LOVED IT! He found you mesmerising, he loved you even more (if it was possible)

Pip: you were a shapeshifter

He cheered for you. He liked your ability to concentrate on what animal or thing you want to be.

Damien: you were a demon Ofc

He loved you even more. He loved how menacing you lucked! He loved scaring people with you, badass couple goals

Trent: when you're angry, you turn into a beast

He loves it! He loves the look on ur friends (cartman's gang) faces when you show them who's boss

Wendy: you could control the weather

Love!love!LOVE!! She blushed at the fact that whenever you see her, it's sunny and lovely.

Bebe: you could draw things and they'd come
to life

She ALWAYS bragged you to draw heels and money notes but u loved the attention

Lola: you can use telekinesis

She likes it! She finds it sick af! U carry her bags for school

Red: you can talk to animals

She loves it! When someone made fun of her you sent a pack of wolves to their house.

Bloodrayne: you can read minds

She thinks it's rad tho she is bummed that you can read her dirty mind

Henrietta: you can control other people

She thinks it's hot, 'she likes when you take control' HER WORDS NOT MINE

Sophie gray: IDK SORRY

South park x reader!Where stories live. Discover now