South park x reader!

Stan- NSFW Alphabet

A-Aftercare (what he's like afterwards)
After you guys finished,you'd both be a sweaty moaning mess. He'd gladly get up,make you stay in bed and get a towel to clean ya up. After that you're watching a film with icecream and cuddles.

B-body part (his fav body part on you&him)
He loves his hands. They're veiny and you love them. He adores your chest. No matter if its small or big af. He loves shoving his face in that area.

C-cum (where he wants it,how much)
He doesn't cum lots,it's normally just one line that shoots out and that's it. He loves coming in your mouth or on ur back.

D-dirty secret (dirty secret of his)
He secretly wants you to strip down infront of him,tying him up and making him be patient. He loves it when you take control

E-experience (how experienced is he)
When with Wendy,they did it atleast twice so he has some experience but since you like slightly diff stuff,you'll have to guide him.

F-fav position (what's his favourite position to do in sex)
Either the 'lazy dog' or the 'sitting lotus' he definitely prefers seeing your whole face and body infront of him while he breaks your legs

G-goofy (is he serious or goofy during)
He's quite serious but sometimes cracks a few jokes and giggles. He doesn't keep a straight face at all. He's always smiling,moaning in pleasure or biting his lip at you

H-hair (how well groomed is he down there)
He has some pubes,not many it's not like a whole bush but it's not completely shaved.

I-intimacy (how intimate is he)
He's quite intimate during,very romantic to say the least.

J-jack off (does he jack off? How often?)
Whenever he's horny and your not there,he calls you. When you don't answer he goes to plan B and jacks off. He thinks of you and only you during the moment. When you answer later,he just tells you. Simple.

K-kink (one or more of his kinks)
Let's make a list shall we:
•bondage
•dominance
•role play
•nylons (sexual pleasure from seeing you in tights)

L-location (fav places to do it in)
The only two places he would like is the bedroom and the couch. He doesn't like exposure to everyone else,especially when it's sex with you.

M-motivation (what gets him going)
Revealing clothes such as crop tops,shorts and even short dresses. He loves it.

N- NO (something they wouldn't do)
Anything that hurts you or him. No degrading,choking,spanking or anything you or him don't like. He loves you too much to do that.

O-oral (receiving or giving)
Receiving,definitely. Throws his head back whenever you even kiss the tip.

P-pace (fast,slow,rough,soft)
Fast and rough. Always slows down whenever you say though.

Q-quickie (opinion of it)
Loves em,want summet quick? He got u

R-risk (willing to take a risk)
Nope! He admits (only to you) that he's a bit scared to do so. Poor baba

S-stamina (how many rounds)
Like 3 at most. Every round is like 30 minutes so it's a good 1hr and a half. Always stops when u say so. He cares more about your pleasure than his.

T-toy (toys? If so which ones)
He owns a vibrator for you,in public and he wants to tease? Puts it on one of the highest settings and watches you squirm and whisper moan

U-unfair (tease?)
Oh yeah big time. Loves your annoyed face when he tips you almost off of the ledge.

V-volume (how loud)
He's quite loud when he wants to be. When someone is in the house tho he keeps quiet,when you're home alone he goes crazy like he's gonna break his vocal chords.

W-wild card (random headcanon)
He spends all day with his friends,going out or playing video games yet he still brings you in. Cartman and Kyle (sometimes for Kyle) whines a bit about it but Stan doesn't give a flying fuckadoodle

X-xray (size and length)
He is quite average, 5 inches and slimish

Y-yearning (sex drive)
He's like 6/10 for his sex drive,it's over average but not overly feral for sex

Z-zzz (sleep afterwards)
He doesn't want something to happen while he's asleep so he waits until you're fully asleep before snoozing off himself