South park x reader!

Clyde NSFW alphabet

A-aftercare
He's quite romantic,kisses, "you okay baby?"

B-body part
Loves your boobs,he loves his dick

C-cum
Anywhere,always asks before he does it tho

D-Dirty secret
Secretly wants you to degrade him but he wants to keep up being dominant

E-experience
He fucked Bebe before but that's it

F-fav position
Classic missionary

G-goofy
He's never serious,he tries but he ends up giggling inbetween

H-hair
He's quite scared of shaving so he just trims it a bit.

I-intimacy
He just pins you to the wall and tells you he wants it.

J-Jack off
ALL THE TIME. Thinking of you obvs

K-kinks
Almost everything but mostly handcuffs and degrading

L-Location
Bedroom,couch that's it and only when nobody is in the house

M-Motivation
You in a bikini. ✨BONER✨

N-NO
Nothing like leashes or piss. Nothing too weird

O-oral
One of the best pussy eaters out there. Top 4

P-pace
FAST
ROUGH
Q-quickies
Sure! He loves any time with you

R-risk
Not really,he gets embarrassed quite easily so nah

S-stamina
3 rounds, each is 20 mins so it's pretty decent

T-toys
Nope,only needs you and his hands. Or yours!

U-unfair
All👏the👏time👏 loves teasing and getting teased

W-Wildcard
He doesn't do it in public but sometimes he whispers naughty things into your ear like
"I'm gonna fuck you so hard upstairs baby~"

X-xray
5.7 inches,little bit more than average girth

Y-yearning
7/10 his sex scale is quite high

Z-zzz
Almost straight away,always cuddling while sleeping