South park x reader!

Kenny- NSFW alphabet

A-aftercare (how is he afterwards)
Gets up,sets a new duvet up (you messed up the other one) cleans u both up and snuggles.

B-body part (his fav body part of you and him)
Ik it sounds weird but he likes his tongue (hear me out) he loves how much he can please you with it. Hickeys,cunnalingus,making out.
For you he loves your butt, he likes how squishy and soft it is. Defo lays his head on ur butt

C-cum (how much?what does he do with it)
He cums quite a lot like MORE than Stan and Kyle, loves cumming either inside you or in your mouth.

D-dirty secret (a dirty secret of his)
He's always wanted to be cuffed to the bed by you but he's too nervous to ask

E-experience (how much experience?)
Quite a lot, he's had sex with 3 other girls before you so he knows how it's done.

F-favourite positive (pretty self explainable)
Doggy or cowgirl. 👏ALL 👏THE 👏WAY👏

G-goofy (how goofy is he during?)
Cmon it's Kenny Ofc he's goofy. Cracking jokes inbetween and just being silly

H-hair (pubes,how much?)
He doesn't really shave (can't afford it) so it's a lot down their but he tried to trim it with scissors (didn't work,cut himself 😀)

I-intimacy (how intimate is he?)
Intimate af,like Kyle,romantic red petals on the floor,laying down and doing that sexy pose with a rose in his mouth Ofc

J-jack off (does he jack off)
All the time,has a pocket pussy and vibrator for his dick. For you,he has dildos and a vibrator

K-kinks (one or more of his kinks)
Literally everything except piss play,foot Fetish and anything to do with animals,off the list

L-location (where abouts?)
Anywhere! He's horny almost 24/7 so get prepared for public bathrooms,street corners and anywhere else. He doesn't care about being caught

M-Motivation (what gets him going)
You flirting or being sexual. Always gives him a boner from thinking of what to do to you that night

N-NO (something he wont do)
Piss or feet? Nope. (Like me) doesn't like feet.

O-oral (preference)
Loves it. Fuckin loves it. Loves eating you out and getting a bJ. Adores it.

P-pace (how fast?how rough?)
Hard and fast. Rough. No other way

Q-quickies (his opinion)
Loves em, loves sex in general weither its the real thing or just a hurry

R-risks (is he keen on em?)
Loves the excitement of risks. Wanna risk getting prego? He's in for it and u know he'll be there if you actually end up pregnant.

S-stamina (how long for?)
6 rounds, each 30 mins. He's horny af almost all the time. Expect to struggle walking the next morning.

T-toys (does he have them)
Like I said he has vibrators and dildos,a pocket pussy for him aswell

U-unfair (does he tease?)
EVERY DAY THERE ISNT A DAY WHEN HE ISNT. Does it until you're begging him to fuck you.

V-volume (how loud?)
He gets pretty loud, nearly screaming your name sometimes.

W-wildcard (random headcannon)
At school,he isn't afraid to show his love to you. Handholding,kisses,hugs. He doesn't give a fuck who sees. If your ex walks by,he just kisses you non stop.

X-X-ray (how long?what girth?)
He's about 6 inches,slim with a bit of a curve to the tip.

Y-yearning (sex drive)
9/10. The only 1/10 is when you two are snuggling or going out to places and being wholesome.

Z-zzz (how does he sleep afterwards)
Like a baby. Makes sure your safe in his arms before he dozes off