South park x reader!

Kyle- NSFW Alphabet

A-aftercare (what he's like afterwards)
He ALWAYS makes sure your clean,comfortable and snuggled up before he takes care of himself. Cuddling to sleep Ofc

B-body part (his fav body part on you and him)
He doesn't really fancy anything over anything for himself but for you he loves EVERYTHING he doesn't care if ur insecure Abt it,he'll kiss it and worship it.

C-cum (how much? What does he do with it?)
He cums in average amounts like stab's but a bit more. He loves cumming on your thighs or your chest area.

D-dirty secret (his dirty secret)
He has always wanted to pin you to the wall and go to town but he's too shy. Most of his erections are from thinking of that

E-experience (does he have experience?)
Not really. He knows about sex and how to do it but he's a complete virgin other than that.

F-fav Position (his favourite position to do in sex)
He likes ones where you can't see his face like cowgirl and doggystyle. Poor baba doesn't like the way he looks with his hair out and cheeks red as a cherry

G-goofy (how goofy?)
No goofy,he's serious about this. About all the risks

H-hair (pubes)
It's almost an Afro down their like his head hair. A ginger Afro

I-intimate (how intimate)
Hes romantic af,I'm talking rose petals and candles.

J-Jack Off (does he? How often?)
He doesn't really jack off,if he's horny he either deals with it or asks you to please him with a big blush all over his nose and cheeks

K-kinks (one or more of his kinks)
List!:
•body worship
•praise
•cunnalingus (idk how to spell it)

L-location (where)
Bedroom,the only place he hates risks.

M-Motivation (what gets him going)
Same as Stan,when you're in tight or revealing clothes. It gets him feral in seconds

N-NO (something he wont do)
He wont hurt you or limit your breathing in anyway

O-oral (preference on oral)
Loves giving and receiving. Loves pleasing you more than him

P-pace (how fast?how rough?)
When angry at cartman or fallen out with Stan again,he'll be rough and fast. He always knows his limits though

Q-quickie (does he like them?)
He usually prefers to do the actual thing and take his time rather than having to hurry things

R-risk (does he take risks)
Nope,would never want to risk pregnancy or getting caught

S-stamina (how many rounds)
Like 2 at most,every round is like 45 minutes so it's a good 1hr and 30 mins

T-toys (does he own em?)
Ye,he has a pocket pussy from before he met you and a dildo for you. He normally uses the dildo for you and makes you squirm underneath him

U-unfair (does he tease?)
Nope,you tease him but he doesn't tease you at all

V-volume (how loud?)
Not that loud. Little grunts and low moans but that's all

W-wildcard (random Headcannon)
When with friends he isn't soft at all but when alone with you,he's as soft as a big fluffy chow chow.

X-xray (length?size?)
About 5.2 inches and little girth

Y-yearning (Sex drive)
Like a 3/10 he's horny almost never

Z-zzz (how he sleeps afterwards
After cleaning you both up,he tucks you into bed and kisses your forehead before dozing off with you in his arms