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san
so what time are we meeting
up

seonghwa
10 aren't we

yeosang
i was under the impression
we were supposed to get
there at 10.30

wooyoung
ngl i forgot

hongjoong
where's yuna she's coming
isn't she

jongho
i thought she was

me
hey y'all i'm gonna have to
drop out of our plans for today
sorry

seonghwa
why what happened

yunho
yeah you were like mega
excited for this

yunho
so was heejin

me
i know but i just don't feel
too good this morning

wooyoung
boo you whore

san
what the fuck

yeosang
wow thought you were bae
turns out you're just fam

me
fuck you

me
i'm really sorry but i can't
go out today

jongho
why tho

seonghwa
yeah what's wrong

me
my stomach doesn't feel
too good

hongjoong
omg buy a pregnancy test

yunho
YALL REALLY GO AT IT LIKE
FUCKING RABBITS DONT
YOU

mingi
wtf are you talking about

me
yeah wtf

me
i'll have you know that
condoms are my new
best friend

seonghwa
while i'm happy for you guys,
the best way to avoid
unexpected pregnancies is
to not have sex so...

me
uhh i actually installed a
baby blocker after the last
incident

me
also

me
DONT YOU TELL ME HOW
TO LIVE MY LIFE JUST
COZ YOUR DICK IS DRY

seonghwa
i agree whoever said that
should apologise

wooyoung
hyung you said it

seonghwa
what no why tf would i say
that STOP LYING

yeosang
uhhh i think i'm just gonna
go back to bed

yunho
no but fr yuna are you sure
you don't wanna take a test
just in case

mingi
i don't think she's pregnant

wooyoung
you stfu i knew she was
pregnant before you did

mingi
OKAY FUCK YOU THEN

me
y'all i'm not pregnant calm
down

seonghwa
okay so what other symptoms
do you have that tell you it's
certainly not morning sickness

me
uhh headache legs hurt
snotty nose

me
is that enough?

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