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mingi
i got hurt

seonghwa
WHO WAS IT DID YOU SEE
THEM HAVE YOU CALLED
THE POLICE NO ONE MESSES
WITH MY MINGI

mingi
yuna you're under arrest

wooyoung
*cough cough* kinky

me
why what did i do

mingi
you left your bra on the
floor and i tripped on it

me
oh i forgot i set that up

mingi
set what up

me
a booby trap

wooyoung
the silence is loud

yeosang
omg the disappointment

yunho
*sighs*

hongjoong
come on my jokes aren't
that bad

jongho
i'm not surprised just
disappointed

me
OH COME ON THAT WAS
FUNNY

mingi
i thought it was quite the
joke tbh

san
BABAHAHAHAHAH
WHY IS THAT SO FUNNY

me
fuck you all i'm gonna marry
san

san
don't play with me like that
i will fall in love with you don't
test me

me
sorry queen

me
anyways eunji has started
trying to talk

yunho
WHAT WHEN

me
the other day

seonghwa
and your first thought
wasn't to tell us immediately

me
no

me
but i got a video of it

wooyoung
PROOF. NOW. PLEASE.

me
*a video of mingi trying to
get eunji to say papa and
she gets so close but says
baba*

jongho
please just... TAKE MY UWUS
ITS FINE I DONT NEED THEM

seonghwa
omg my meow meow it's so
full rn

hongjoong
hongjoong has passed away
this is his ghost letting you know
that he is no longer with us

san
Incheon. u£\£

wooyoung
I CANT I WONT PLEASE
STOP

me
HOW FUCKING PRECIOUS
IS SHE

mingi
wtf are you talking about

me
uhh eunji trying to talk?

mingi
she already talks

me
i'm sorry fucking what now?

mingi
she knows names

me
WHOS FUCKING NAME
DOES SHE KNOW

mingi
*a tiktok of him and eunji
where he shows her pictures
of the members and she
goes "yuyu!" "dani!" (san)
"woo!" "doong!" "wa!"
"ddong!" (jong) "dang!"
(sang) ya know how babies
be*

me
WTF THE LITTLE TURD
KNOWS NAMES

san
guys im dani

wooyoung
omg i'm crying so much
bitch is this how it feels
to be you

yunho
YALL IM UNCLE YUYU

yeosang
i'm speechless

hongjoong
we're featuring her in our
next album

seonghwa
my name now wa and you
will refer to me as such

jongho
UGH DONT LET THEM GROW
UP

me
it's okay look at hakkun

me
*hakkun with his toes in his
mouth*

me
he's still got a long way to go

yunho
he is so cute im going to step
on him

me
WHAT IF YOU DONT????

mingi
step on my son i will tear
you to pieces with my teeth
do not test me

me
god i wanna suck your cock
so bad right now

wooyoung
IN THE CHAT IS WILD

yeosang
how do i order all of the
bleach on earth

yunho
i'm gonna throw up

jongho
can we go back to talking
about the twins please

hongjoong
see now you two dating
wasn't a problem until that
happened

seonghwa
PLEASE DONT EVER DO
THAT AGAIN

me
i'm so sorry i didn't mean
to send that in this chat

san
you and i are over

san
what we had? no more.

yeosang
THOUGHT YOU WERE BAE

jongho
my fucking eyeballs

yeosang
TURNS OUT YOUR JUST FAM

yeosang
NO YOU CAN INTERRUPT ME
THATS FINE

me
I AM SO SORRY

mingi
haha she wants me

me
fuck you no sex for two
months

mingi
i went 22 years without it
i think i'll be fine for two
months

wooyoung
yeah but you barely lasted
two months before you got
her pregnant

yeosang
with twins might i add

mingi
NO I LASTED LIKE A YEAR

yunho
YALL HAVE BEEN SEXING
EACH OTHER UP FOR MORE
THAN A YEAR

me
well we've been together
for more than a year so yeah

yunho
*passes out*

me
oh no -_-

san
wtf do endermen have to do
with this

wooyoung
idiot that's obviously a
skeleton

yeosang
pretty sure that's a zombie

jongho
as far as i'm concerned it's
steve AND IM UNCLE DDONG

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