NUGGETS

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me
can someone buy me nuggets

wooyoung
bitch you have a whole
ass supermarket under your
house go get them yourself
lazy ass

me
fuck you

yunho
he's got a point tho cant
you go get them yourself

me
YES BUT I DONT WANT TO

yeosang
no offence but i'm kinda
busy queen so i can't rn

me
i literally don't care i just want
nuggets

hongjoong
but you can't get them
yourself?

me
HERES THE THING
HONGJOONG I DONT
FUCKING WANT TO

me
i've got one kid actively
shitting his pants the other
one has my boob in a death
grip and a dog who is so
obedient and perfect he's
literally doing nothing i love
him

me
but i can't leave the house
rn so either someone gets
me my fucking nuggets or
i rain absolute hellfire upon
this earth

me
make a decision

seonghwa
i can do it

me
fuck you all seonghwa
is my favourite cmon we're
getting married

mingi
hey.

mingi
woah

mingi
stop for a second

me
no he offered before you
seonghwa wins stfu don't
ever speak to me again

mingi
i'm literally at the fkn store
rn i can get your nuggets

me
okay slay but still

mingi
no not "but still"

me
yes

mingi
no

me
yes

mingi
NO

me
YYYEEESSSSSS

mingi
No.

me
fine then i'll marry whoever
gets here first

san
MOVE BITCHES I NEED
TO BUY NUGGETS

wooyoung
EW NO IM BUYING THEM

jongho
STFU I WANT TO GET THEM

yeosang
FUCK YALL IM LITERALLY
MADE OF SPEED THERES
NO WAY YOULL BEAT ME

san
FUCK YOU I SAID IT FIRST

wooyoung
NUH UH

san
YUH HUH

yeosang
YUNA JUST PICK ME ALREADY

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