After Thanos snapped his fingers half of the universe was dusted. The Avengers lost half of their members to the snap, and they had no other choice but to hold tryouts for new recruitments.
6 Months After The Snap...
Y/N, Steve Rogers, Tony Stark, Natasha, and Thor, all sat down to get ready for the interviews.
Y/N: All right the only reason we are doing this is because Thanos killed most of our core team and Clint has gone MIA. Bruce, are the candidates ready?
Bruce: Just finished warming them up.
Steve: Who's first?
A man walks into the room.
Man 1: Hi, there.
Tony: What is your superpower?
Man 1: I can read rooms.
Thor: So, like, X-Ray vision? Okay, not bad.
Man 1: Not exactly more like read rooms in social situations.
Y/N: ...Are you trying to tell us you're a normal fucking human being?
Man 1: ...Well I consider myself above average but-
Tony: Super cool so does this mean you have the ability to read the room when I tell you to get out?
Natasha points to the exit.
Natasha: Exits is that way.
He walks off.
Y/N pulls out his pistol and ask,
Y/N: Aren't we supposed to shoot the bad ones?
Steve: Bruce was supposed to blindfold them on the way here. Right?
Bruce: Uh...
Steve sighs and Y/N shoots the man dead with a blank expression. They look at him.
Y/N: Oh, come on Thanos is worst. Next!
Another person comes in.
Natasha: All right, what is your ability?
Man 2: I can pretty much consume anything.
Thor: So, like a human garbage disposal?
Natasha: That could be useful.
Man 2: Exactly. I don't have any food allergies I can eat gluten, Dairy-
Tony: Stop, stop, stop.
Steve: Bruce, did you even screen any of these people?
Bruce: ...No.
Y/N: Oh, that's great. While we're fighting an alien army you can just sit there and stuff your fat fucking mouth at Cafe useless.
Man 2: ...Is that an actual Cafe-
Y/N shoots him.
Y/N: For now, on, if you hear a gunshot that means next.
A third man comes in.
Y/N: What's your superpower?
Man 3: Hey, big fan.
Y/N: Oh, look we got a fan.
He then throws a water bottle at him.
Y/N: Powers?
Man 3: I can see through time.
Steve: Finally, someone with some decent abilities. How far can you see?
Man 3: Around 24 hours.
They all nod in approval.
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