Cw— Slight physical violence, hinted homophobia
"...Butters."
"Y-Yeah Eric?"
Butters freezes up in fear.
"Remember when we dressed you up as a girl to steal that future-telling device that the girls had?"
Eric Cartman has a sly smirk on his face. This isn't gonna be good.
"W-Well yeah! I-I really liked being Marjorine!"
Butters stutters out.
Eric takes a deep breath.
"You're gonna dress up as 'Leah'. And you're gonna flirt with Kenny. And you're gonna see if it's true that he's gay."
"He's probably not gay, he's, like, bi or someth—"
SMACK!
"Shut up, Butters!"
Cartman shakes his fist at Butters.
"D'Awhh... okay..."
Butters gloomily walks inside his house to find the old Marjorine wig, which he for some reason went back to Heidi's house to get 3 days after he left it there.
~~★
Who's the girl that can laugh at a storm cloud?
Turn a frown into a smile for free?
Who's the kid with a heart full of magic?
Everyone knows it's Marjorine!
Walking upstairs, she yells, "That's me!"
Who's the girl with eyes full of wonder?
Who thinks being yourself is the best thing to be?
Who's that rascal with the tweezers in her pocket?
Everyone knows it's Marjorine!
Walking into her room, she yells "That's me!"
Jumping in puddles, skipping down the hallway,
Petting goats at the petting zoo, she loves John Alway
Holding her beloved photo of John Elway, she corrects; "Elway!"
Who's the little tyke with the cutest little dimples?
Batting her eyes at every puppy she sees?
If you look inside yourself you might be surprised when you find
A little girl named Marjorine!
Walking out of her room in her outfit, she mumbles;
"Well, that— that's me, yeah."
~~★
Leah 'Marjorine' Stotch runs down the stairs as to not be seen by her dad, as she might get grounded if seen.
She closes the front door behind her as she runs outside.
"Is this good?"
Cartman grins mischievously.
"Perfect. He's totally gonna fall for it. Now go on forth, Leah! Go to Kenny's house saying you're a girl who's just moved in! FLIRT!!"
He yells.
'Leah' jumps and immediately runs to Kenny's house.
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