Hampton Inn
Hampton Ct
Williamston, North Carolina
Me: *hears a knock on the door* Who could it be? *looks through the peephole* Not again. *opens the door*
Elderly Louisiana Man: Hey, this is your Uncle Willie! How you been? *showing his almost toothless smile*
Me: I don't know you, sir! Are you from Tennessee?
Elderly Louisiana Man: I'm from Louisiana!
Breanca96: He's not related to you!
Elderly Louisiana Man: Yes he is!
Breanca96: No, he's not! Leave him alone! We had enough problems already with some folks from Tennessee! They always harassed me!
Elderly Louisiana Man: Come with me to Louisiana, baby! *grabs Breanca by her arm*
Breanca96: Don't touch me, creep! *hits the Louisiana man with an iron*
Elderly Louisiana Man: *out cold*
Front Desk Lady: *southern accent* Sorry about that, folks! He doesn't have family here in North Carolina! He was just loitering around, itching for trouble! *drags the Louisiana man towards the elevator*
Breanca96: Glad that's over! At least it wasn't another Tennessee person, but still!
Me: Exactly!
Breanca96: *sighs*
This story was written on Sunday, August 6th, 2023. (Friendship Day)
A/N Some old Louisiana dude trying to claim he's my uncle! Ridiculous! This needs to stop! Those Tennessee nuts were bad enough! 🙄 Don't be a silent reader. Please leave feedback. Thanks.
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