Julia Terrace
Middletown, Connecticut
Dead Woman: *blonde hair, blue shirt, black leggings, white socks, and white Reebok sneakers, being shoved into Melissa's closet*
Melissa Hoon: *shoving the dead woman in her closet* Come on! *closes the closet*
Me: Did I see what I thought you just did?
Melissa Hoon: Um.....
Me: Who's in the closet?
Melissa Hoon: No one! *laughs nervously*
Closet Door: *opens*
Melissa Hoon: *closes it back*
Closet Door: *opens again, letting the dead woman fall out*
Me: *gasps* Melissa!!!
Melissa Hoon: Its not what it looks like!
Me: *looks at the dead woman's ID card* Date of birth, January 31st, 1974. She was only 49.
Melissa Hoon: You can whack me with that cartoon mallet if you want.
Me: With pleasure! *whacks Melissa with the cartoon mallet*
Melissa Hoon: *out cold with cartoon stars floating above her, and her tongue sticking out*
This story was written on Monday, August 21st, 2023.
A/N Melissa, you keeping a dead woman in your closet, is aiding and abetting! Don't be a silent reader. Please leave feedback. Thanks.
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