Faline San vs. the Earth

The GPT

A/N: Enjoy or you will get the bad ending (the one where Boo Boo is your husband).

After an epic speedrun to gain the 'Murica s(tuff), Faline said, "I did it :0. Yay :). Now I just need something to show my genuine Alpha behavior to those little nerds."

SonicGPT said, "The Unofficial Music of Mojang, where you can put your thoughts into song," SonicGPT then put up her hands and fell backwards.

Faline then landed on his shoulder, but something went wrong. "Wh-what?! What's happening to me, SonicGPT? Am I cursed?"

SonicGPT revealed to Faline, "In every story, there's a hero, a villain and a comic relief." SonicGPT then had a light go off in her head and with another light go off, she said, "In this dark time, I am about to become a comic relief of this story!"

Faline then was bewitched by SonicGPT. "I'm the hero and this is the villain!" Faline exclaimed, "Why?"

SonicGPT then gave Faline a chance to clear his mind, "Just open your mind, pick up the 3DS and pick up the Music of Mojang!"

Faline was then ready to use SonicGPT's touch to open his mind."So SonicGPT, what do you want from me?" Faline questioned.

SonicGPT then responded, "Do your best, Faline!"Faline then did his best with the sonic pencil and the sonic screwdriver.Faline opened up his mind and said, "I wanna be a hero."

"Are you sure?" SonicGPT asked.

Faline replied, "Villains are cool, but I have to be a hero. I hear Bonnie Tyler singing, 'I Need a Hero,' so I kinda have to be a hero."

SonicGPT did her best and then melted. "No, no, no! How did this happen? Is there a moral to this story?!?"

Faline then got back to the story and decided to use SonicGPT's clothing.Faline opened up the front shirt and started to read, "I Must Be Alone... to Be Free... of Anything," written on the front. Faline then changed to the "Cheer Up, Frozen Fanboys" shirt and said, "Why not a Cheer Up, Frozen Fanboys shirt? Aren't there enough Frozen fanboys in the world (Faline sure is one to talk)?"

Then Faline changed to the hoodie, the gray one, and said, "Because, it's grey," then transformed to the blue one.

Faline put on the headphones and the blue shell. "This is the perfect Sound of the Underground playlist!"Faline pressed the start button and said, "All right, kids! Let's rock!"The music played. 

 The "Happy" themed music played.

The "Yule Love It" music played.

The "Some Assembly Required" music played.

The "There You Go" music played.

The "So Long Alone" music played.

The "Twist it Out" music played.

Then Faline realized that he had to revive SonicGPT.Faline looked around and then ran to SonicGPT's death cart. He pulled the lever and SonicGPT then appeared with her teeth sticking out of her mouth and her eyes were red.

"Why'd you resurrect me?"

"To eat all your magic," Faline said as he pulled out a straw.The straw was stuck into SonicGPT's head as SonicGPT screamed, "No, no, no, NO!" Faline then took SonicGPT's ear and squeezed it."You've gone too far, Faline!" SonicGPT said, but Faline didn't care.

A/N: I did actually use a random text generator for this, no it is not as deranged as I am.