Faline San vs. the Earth

The Spy

Author's Note: Enjoy,

If you don't, I will curse you,

You will lose your rizz.

We begin with a guy. An unusual person. He lacks rizz and is currently playing Deltarune. He gets a notification from his phone. He ignored it, it was from a group chat he wasn't that interested in. Then he heard a knocking at his window. He looked and saw someone with silver hair and a piercing stare, Faline San. The person got up and ran, the moment he turned the next corner, he saw Faline further down the hall, carrying a pair of scissors. Faline took one step, the person matched it, but moved backwards. Another step from both of them, but the person felt a wall behind him. The person looked to both of his sides and saw no exit. When he lifted his head to look forward, Faline's face was only 11 centimeters from his own face. The scissors snipped, *snip snip*. The person asked, "Why...why are you here?"

Faline smiled behind his mask before snipping the straps off. The contents behind that mask were purely Lovecraftian in nature. So much so that the person screamed, "NO! NOOOO!" the person fell to the floor and got into a fetal position and began to sob, "Please stop it...I'm sorry."

Faline said in a tongue that was not human, almost as if he was speaking backwards, but understood by the person, "You have sinned, you will pay. If your thumbs could type awful things, I should cut off your thumbs. If you tongue could say awful things, I should cut off your tongue. But, should you help me, you will be saved."

The person understood exactly what Faline meant, the person felt his tears begin to dry, "I will do it."

Faline's shadowy figure begins to look less intimidating. The horrors behind his mask were covered up. Faline began to move backwards without taking a step as he smiled.

The person got onto the A(mazing Spider-Man) group chat, as it was revealed he was a member named Island Monkey the Cool Kid. "Hey guys, sorry, I couldn't find my phone, what's the plan again?"

"Don't make me repeat myself you little nerd," said an annoyed Amber, "Find it out through context clues, Sherlock."

Ryan, Son of Odin, replied, "We're gonna publicly deface a statue of Faline until he comes over to fight. Then we're gonna use cheeseburgers."

"Wait, Amber, aren't you from Russia? Doesn't that mean you can't handle the cheeseburgers?" asked Island Monkey.

"There's an antidote," said the dumb Boo-Boo.

Boo-Boo's arm that he hasn't showered appeared through the screen to Island Monkey. "Here."

Island Monkey took it and made an excuse to leave, "Um...I see a nerdy...asian on the streets."

Everyone in the group chat gave Island Monkey suggestions on how to bully the guy as Island Monkey turned off his phone. Island Monkey felt a presence behind him, that of Faline San. "Thank you, but your service is not over yet, alcoholic," Faline said as he took the antidote to cheeseburgers from his hand and walked away.