The Chronicles of Chaos and Comedy

Sassyy Bishess

It was a fine day in crackfic land until the five people met.
We knew it would be chaos.
We still let it happen.

Beomgyu, Minghao, Hyunjin, Sunoo and Jimin, all in one room. The five sass kings. Ready to team up and wreak havoc in the normal world. The day was a normal one. Or maybe not so normal. There was a heated shit going on in the "SASSYY BISHESS" group chat

SASSYY BISHESS

dacutestsunoo
Hello ducks, wakey wakey

Beombear
Shut up Sunoo-

duckkyyjimin
HEYY GOODMORNING-

Ming_Haooo
OKAY, SORRY WRONG TIME TO SAY GOODMORNING S.COUPS IS RUNNING AFTER ME WITH A FRYING PAN-

tch_hairvand
I'm telling ya'll Minghao has done something-

Ming_Haooo
All I did was burn the kitchen!!

duckkyyjimin
Yeah, Jin Hyung was also running after Jungkook and Namjoon Hyung. They also burned the kitchen.

Beombear
Well, why is everyone burning the kitchen because, right now Yeonjun is also running after me.

dacutestsunoo
Let me guess, you burned the whole kitchen as well

Beombear
No, I read Yeonjun Hyung's 6000-word essay on why he loves Soobin hyung, in front of everyone during the meeting

tch_hairvand
OH MY GAWD SPILL THE BEANS

duckkyyjimin
👀

Ming_Haooo
👀

dacutestsunoo
👀

Beombear
So our PD-nim had called us for a meeting, so we're sort of gonna attend fashion shows and shit and have solo activities as well. AND Yeonjun Hyung brought his diary along to write notes.

tch_hairvand
we're listening

Beombear
So, Yeonjun Hyung keeps at least three different diaries. One is for God Know What, the second is for essays he writes about Soobin Hyung, Third is for writing notes during meetings. So during the meeting, he accidentally got the wrong diary.
Then, during the meeting, he accidentally dropped the diary, and I picked it up.

tch_hairvand
Lee Know Hyung must know what the third diary is for. If that has more secrets then I'll tell you-

dacutestsunoo
OMG, that was wrong of you-

duckkyyjimin
Shut up sunoo- The tea is hot, it needs to be spilled.

Beombear
Trust me ya'll. Yeonjun Hyung is a weirdo. He wrote not just one, not two, but FIFTEEN ESSAYS FOR SOOBIN HYUNG

NAH HOL UP GIMME A SEC

NAH because Yeonjun just asked if I wanted to build a snowman. Ugh parents are so annoying.

duckkyyjimin
Ikr Jin kept asking me whether I took his hand wash I said N O

tch_hairvand
You took it right?

duckkyyjimin
Ofc

Ming_Haooo
OML I'm going to hit Jun with Seungcheol's frying pan

dacutestsunoo
D O I T

Beombear
I WANNA BE THERE TO WATCH IT OK

Beombear
OK, now all can I finish-